Mike Z will be chopping it up with Fit For An Autopsy guitarist Will Putney this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be rockin tunes off of their new album "Oh What The Future Holds" and talking about them playing 1720 on 1/19/22. Plus, new tracks from Ayron Jones, Corpsegrinder and Korn

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Bill Oakley is a longtime writer for ‘The Simpsons’ and the mastermind behind the show’s much-memed “steamed hams”. He is also the man behind the annual fast-food awards ‘The Steamie Awards’, handing out ten awards to what he deems were the best fast-food, snack food, & mail order foods of the past year. What was the best fast food sandwich of 2021? The best fast food non-sandwich item? The best mail order pizza, cheese puff, condiment, & international candy of the year? How about the surprisingly good item of the year and the biggest disappointment of the year? Bill reveals the winners to these categories and others, plus he shares his predictions for the best fast foods of 2022. Visit Bill Oakley’s Instagram page & find him on Twitter @ThatBillOakley.

There are lots of new non-alcoholic cocktails out there that cost right around the same amount as actual liquor . . . and last year during Dry January, their sales went up huge. So why are people buying them? The main reasons are: People want the taste of good cocktails without the hangover . . . and they want something to drink at parties.

A 60-year-old guy in Alabama got arrested for stealing a full set of metal bleachers from a public park. He hooked them to the trunk of his car and dragged them down the street. He made it about a mile-and-a-half before a cop pulled him over.

Two women in Canada are at war with their three cats, who won't get off the box of their new Vitamix long enough for them to use the blender. So they asked Vitamix to send them some empty boxes . . . and they said they will.

A teacher in Texas has been charged with felony child endangerment after she drove her 13-year-old son to a COVID-19 testing site . . . in the TRUNK. She told health officials she didn't want to catch it from him.

A hydrant burst at a ski resort in North Carolina on Friday . . . directly under a chair lift. So multiple skiers were BLASTED with water as they rode above it. Two people were hospitalized. The resort is sorry people "got wet."

BOB SAGET was found dead in a hotel room in Orlando yesterday. There's no word on the cause of death. Police say there were no signs of foul play or drug use. Bob was in the middle of a standup tour. He was 65.

Covid-sniffing dogs are being used by bands to find traces of the virus in crew members, entourage, and backstage guests. This will (hopefully) prevent them from having to prematurely cancel a tour.

A guy in Minnesota got caught with meth in his pocket, and tried to claim he borrowed the pants from someone else. But cops knew he was lying, because he's 5-foot-11 . . . and the person he said he borrowed them from is 4-foot-1.