ANTONIO BROWN says he didn't quit on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Sunday . . . coach Bruce Arians fired him on the spot for refusing to play with an injured ankle. And the Bucs are just trying to cover it up.

STEPHANIE MATTO from "90 Day Fiancé" is no longer selling her farts in jars, after she was hospitalized due to excessive gas. She says, quote, "I think my family is relieved [about my retirement], and honestly so is my colon."

Scientists in Israel have taught goldfish how to DRIVE. They strapped a fish tank to a little car, and a special camera tracked the fish. So the car would move in any direction it swam in. After a few days, it was able to drive the car in a straight line across a room to a specific target, where it could get food.

A new study has found that skateboarding can help people in their 40s and 50s who are struggling with depression or just want to boost their mood. It has to do with self-expression, and how it celebrates failure as you learn.

The Washington Football Team is supposed to announce its new name on February 2nd. But they may have spoiled it by accidentally taking their new website live. Unless this "error" is just a hoax, their new name is the Washington Admirals.

A lawsuit filed by former NIRVANA "Nevermind" baby Spencer Elden was thrown out, because he failed to meet a deadline to respond to a petition by the defendants. But he can re-file it, and he plans to.

Two parents in Arizona are facing charges after they left their 11-year-old kid home alone during the holidays on PURPOSE. He was alone for up to two weeks before cops found him. Luckily he's okay.

Mike Z is kickin it with Infected Rain singer Lena Scissorhands this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They will be talking and rocking tunes off of the new Infected Rain album "Ecdysis" plus new tunes from Bullet For My Valentine, Set It Off and Fit For An Autopsy

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A teacher from Michigan flew to Iceland with her family for the holidays . . . tested positive for covid MID-FLIGHT . . . and had to quarantine in a bathroom for five hours. She spent another 10 days alone in a hotel, and should be heading home today.

Scientists just released a comprehensive review of hangover "cures," and it has concluded that . . . nothing works. The only things that MIGHT have promise are: Cloves, a painkiller available in the U.K., and Vitamin B.