A group of idiots in L.A. smashed their car into a jewelry store on Sunday to steal stuff from the display window. But they didn't realize it was all costume jewelry. They caused up to $20,000 in damage. And the jewelry they stole was worth about 200 bucks.

A guy Pennsylvania voted in his local election last month, wrote his own name in for the role of "Inspector of Elections," and WON. His wife did it too as a goof, and it was all he needed. Their precinct elects two people to the position every four years, and only one name was on the ballot. So he got the second most votes.

A man in Singapore went out for a walk last week, and encountered 20 otters that attacked him and bit him 26 times in 10 seconds. He said that if his friend wasn't there to distract them, he would've died.

The most mispronounced words of the year include "cheugy," "Dogecoin," "Eilish," and "Omicron."

ESPN's Football Power Index is predicting that TOM BRADY and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will face off against BILL BELICHICK and the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. I know, I know.

A 31-year-old Waffle House cook was busted in Tennessee last Friday, for selling meth FROM the kitchen. He was charged with sale and delivery of meth and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Official Oreo-Flavored Wine Goes on Sale Tomorrow, KFC's Fire Logs That Smell Like Fried Chicken Are Back This Year, and Someone Baked an 850-Pound Weed Brownie for National Brownie Day

Someone posted a list of lessons in productivity and brainstorming you can learn from the new documentary, "The Beatles: Get Back". Like knowing when it's time to stop and move on . . . embracing happy accidents . . . not judging things too quickly . . . and not being afraid to look silly, or even stupid.

A list of things that are illegal to some degree but are not ethically wrong include: Paying for someone else's parking meter, taking food that is being thrown away, and jaywalking when there are no cars around.

Mike Z monkeying around with Sebastian Bach this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Sebastian will be celebrating the 30th anniversary of "Slave To The Grind" on Thursday December 16th at the Fonda Theater in Hollywood. Plus, new music from Atreyu, Slash and Trivium.

Plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm for new tunes, music news, tour dates and interviews-Wired in The Empire on 96.7 KCAL Rocks