A drug dealer in England panicked when cops showed up at his door last week, and started dumping handfuls of pot out of a second-story window. But it didn't do him any good, because a bunch of cops were on the sidewalk watching. And someone across the street also got it on video.

If you wanted to buy everything from "The 12 Days of Christmas" this year, it'd cost you right around $41,000. That's up 5.7% from 2019. The most expensive thing is the seven swans-a-swimming . . . they'll run you $13,125.

Some guy went crowd-surfing at a GWAR show and lost his prosthetic leg. But he got it back after BEEFCAKE THE MIGHTY told the crowd, quote, "This guy needs his [effing] leg."

The Guitar God Yngwie Malmsteen joins Mike Z this Saturday at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be rockin tunes off of his new album "Parabellum" and talking about rockin the Canyon Montclair on Saturday December 11th. Plus new music from Arch Enemy, Avatar and Volbeat

A scientific study involving more than 2,000 cat owners has confirmed that all cats exhibit psychopathic behaviors. The purpose of the study was to better understand how to improve relationships between cats and people.

An artist made a LARS ULRICH toilet. It's fully functional, with a full sculpture of Lars sitting just behind the bowl. So basically, you sit in Lars' lap to do your business.

A woman in Australia pleaded guilty earlier this month to stealing $671,000 from an animal hospital. She used it to buy credits for an online slot machine game . . . that would play automatically while she slept. And it didn't even pay out actual money.

Did you hear about the group that tried to buy a copy of the U.S. Constitution using a crypto thing called a DAO? That stands for "decentralized autonomous organization." Basically, it's a group with no leaders where members who buy its cryptocurrency can vote on everything it does.

A couple in Kansas City hit a bowling ball with their car on Saturday. Then while the husband was under the car trying to dislodge it, someone ran up and tried to steal his wife's purse. So she hit the GAS, and accidentally ran her husband over. Luckily, he survived.

"Huffington Post" has a list of Thanksgiving cooking hacks to save time. Have you ever tried this one? Apparently if you boil potatoes and put them straight into ice water, the skins peel right off.