A 28-year-old guy in Louisiana was arrested last week for pleasuring himself . . . while looking at porn on a laptop in the electronics department at Walmart.

TRACY LAWRENCE's "16th Mission: Possible Turkey Fry and Concert" is today and he has a valuable tip about deep-frying a turkey. Wait until it's completely thawed, because when ice hits hot grease, it explodes.

Mike Z will be hanging with Mastodon's Brann Dailor this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Playing tunes off of their new double album "Hushed & Grim" and talking about them rocking the Hollywood Palladium on December 1st. Plus new jams from Code Orange, Korn and Wage War.

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A woman in Canada posted a TikTok video after a guy asked her out on a date, and sent her a survey to make sure he planned something she'd actually enjoy. He also sent her a funny "exit" survey after the date. And he must have done something right, because they're dating now.

A list of "underrated" advantages of living alone includes: Never waiting for the bathroom . . . control over the temperature . . . and dieting is easier.

E-Sports Are Now More Popular with Teenage Boys Than Real Sports

For plumbers, the day after Thanksgiving is so busy they call it "Brown Friday." That's because there's an increase in sewage and grease, as well as a stress on ALL pipes . . . in the bathroom, kitchen, and laundry room.

The World's Richest Dog Is Selling Madonna's Former Mansion

A stream in Oahu, Hawaii has been contaminated with drinking alcohol, likely from a nearby distribution company. The authorities are investigating, but apparently it's so bad that the stream now has an ABV of 1.2%.

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