The top Thanksgiving items we'll forget to buy include cranberries, pie crusts, and potatoes. And the item we're least likely to forget about is . . . the booze.

A 44-year-old guy got arrested at the airport in Minneapolis on Friday after he got naked . . . started pleasuring himself . . . threatened to kill a TSA agent . . . and refused to stand down because, quote, "It's a free country."

Hi-C is bringing back its Ecto Cooler drink for a limited run to promote the new "Ghostbusters" movie . . . but you can't buy it. You have to win it by hounding them on Twitter. The last time it was widely available in stores was in 2001.

Mike Z getting down and dirty with L.A. Guns guitarist Tracii Guns this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be rockin tunes off of their new album "Checkered Past" and talking about some upcoming So Cal shows. Plus, new music to make your ears bleed from Atreyu, Exodus and Stabbing Westard

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Debit cards for kids are a thing now . . . and might actually be a smarter bet than giving a kid cash as an allowance. A debit card teaches your kids modern money management skills, helps them learn to budget, and creates a stronger connection between their chores and their money.

TAYLOR SWIFT performed the new, 10-minute version of her breakup song "All Too Well" on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. Several celebrities were in attendance, including JOE JONAS, who was once the subject of another Taylor Swift breakup song.

A 21-year-old man was arrested for setting a fire that killed a woman, after he admitted to it during a game of "Truth or Dare". He DID set the fire intentionally, and he was found guilty this week. He'll be sentenced today.

Here's the weirdest story of the day: A cow in Brazil that was set to be slaughtered escaped from a farm . . . went down a WATERSLIDE . . . and won its freedom. Its owner says the cow is a celebrity now, so he's keeping it as a pet.

The most popular slang terms in 2021 are: Ghosted . . . salty . . . on point . . . woke . . . and GOAT. The ones that now annoy us the most are: OK boomer . . . bae . . . and bye, Felicia.

DJ KHALED's chicken wing business launched yesterday. It's called Another Wing and it's available on all delivery platforms. The coolest thing about it is that they eventually plan to deliver by sea using jet skis.