JOHN CENA angered China by referring to Taiwan as a country while he was promoting "F9". So he posted an apology in Chinese, and now both liberals and conservatives are mad at him for capitulating to China . . . which the American film industry does often, because they want their money.

BAM MARGERA is complaining again about how the "Jackass" guys betrayed him. STEVE-O says they've all tried to help him, but they don't want to encourage his behavior if he won't get sober.

More people are buying alarm clocks as the pandemic winds down. Walmart says it sold twice as many of them last month compared to a year ago.

A woman at a zoo in Texas climbed a fence into a monkey enclosure over the weekend . . . and started feeding the monkeys Flamin' Hot Cheetos. The zoo is pressing charges, and she's already been fired from her job. She was working as a litigation assistant at a law firm.

Mike Z will be choppin it up with Bryan Giles of Red Fang tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be talking and rocking tunes off of the new Red Fang album "Arrows".

Plus, new tunes from Atreyu, Black Veil Brides and Light The Torch.

Plug in at 10pm for new tunes, concert news and interviews:

"Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks1

What's your favorite profanity-free insult? A few good ones we've heard are: "You're the reason shampoo has instructions" . . . "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are" . . . and, "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?"

The top rule changes kids want at the dinner table include: You can leave the table before everyone's finished. You can watch TV while you eat. Phones are allowed. And you can eat anything with your hands.

The season finale of "Saturday Night Live" aired this weekend, and there's talk that the show is losing five major cast members: Kenan Thompson, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, and Pete Davidson.

The big science stories this week included a study that debunked the "wicked stepmothers" myth. Researchers found there are roughly 50 billion birds. And astronomers finally figured out how long a day on Venus lasts, about 243 Earth days.