New term alert: If you were born between 1980 and 1985, you're a "GERIATRIC millennial." Meaning older millennials who are good with computers, but also remember what it was like before everyone was glued to their phone.

A woman in South Carolina is lucky to be alive after getting in a high speed chase in a stolen vehicle and crashing . . . with several containers of hoarded gas in the car. She was badly burned, but will survive.

The big science stories this week included a study that found cats don't just love boxes . . . they love sitting on squares in general. Elon Musk announced SpaceX is sending a satellite to the Moon paid for in Dogecoin. And researchers at Penn think they've identified the key gene associated with hearing loss.

The "Friends" reunion special hits HBO Max on the 27th of this month, and includes guest appearances from Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, BTS, Reese Witherspoon, Tom Selleck, and even Malala Yousafzai.

A guy in Ohio stole 14 cases of Bud Light from a grocery store earlier this week . . . and then he tried to return them by saying his wife bought the wrong beer. The store wouldn't take back the beer and they called the cops when they figured out it was stolen. Now the cops are trying to track down the guy.

One of the underrated perks of working from home is that you get to use your own toilet. So according to an article on Slate.com, now that lots of people are starting to go back into an office for the first time since the pandemic started, they're really not happy about the whole poop situation.