On "SNL", ELON MUSK said he could be the first person with Asperger's to host the show. But it turns out that honor technically belongs to DAN AYKROYD. Elon was funnier than expected, and the ratings were good.

A guy in Massachusetts was busted last year for fraud for lying to get $440,000 in PPP loans. And he tried to get out of it by . . . FAKING his own DEATH. The U.S. Marshals caught him a few months later, and he took a plea deal. He's going to be sentenced in June.

The big science stories this week included the SpaceX Mars prototype rocket making its first truly successful landing. A study in France found a pint of beer can kick out four million bubbles before it goes flat. And researchers in Australia found a worm that lives in sea sponges, and has hundreds of BUTTS, but only one head.

A 19-year-old woman ended up Facetiming 51-year-old MATTHEW PERRY after they met on a dating app. She posted video on TikTok because, quote, "It's not really OK for these older guys to be talking to such young girls."

Six strands of KURT COBAIN's hair are being auctioned off. They're from a haircut he got in the U.K. back in 1989. The opening bid is $2,500, and the auction closes a week from tomorrow.

A woman in L.A. just tweeted out a picture of the, quote, "most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application," and it's going viral. The question is, quote, "You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?"

There have been rumors that a Chinese translator for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation named Shelly Wang broke them up by having an inappropriate relationship with either Bill OR Melinda. She denies it.

To gain weight for an upcoming movie, MARK WAHLBERG is eating 7,000 calories a day, which is about three times what the average American eats. But he's working with doctors and nutritionists to make sure he's not killing himself with junk.