"USA Today" has a rundown of the top beers at every MLB ballpark. Most of them are local or semi-local craft breweries, but Miller Lite is #1 in Cleveland . . . and Cardinals fans prefer Budweiser over everything else.

A 58-year-old woman in Kansas pulled an April Fools' Day prank on her daughter yesterday morning . . . she called her daughter and said she'd been shot. So her daughter called the cops, and they surrounded the woman's house. The woman was arrested for unlawful request for emergency service assistance.

Another "Wheel of Fortune" contestant got burned doing a crossword-style puzzle this week. The answer is a list of four words . . . and when people solve it, they often add an "and" before the last one, which isn't allowed. Now, fans are calling for the show to relax its rules.

Most companies skipped their traditional mild April Fools' Day jokes last year because of the pandemic, but this year there were plenty. The best one might be Lego's fake ad for "SmartBricks" that move out of your way as you walk so you won't step on them.

Here's something to add to your playlist . . . or your pet's playlist: A new heavy metal group that's fronted by ACTUAL CATS just dropped its first single.

The band name is CATTERA, which is a nod to Pantera. The "lead singer" is a rescue named Roope-Shakir. And the single is called "Hunger of the Beast". That's a reference to "The Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden.

Basically, someone just recorded cats begging for food and set it to music. But 100% of the sales go to a nonprofit cat rescue in Brooklyn called Whiskers-A-GoGo. You can buy it for a buck on Bandcamp.com.

There's a new list of nine past April Fools' Day headlines that DID end up being true. Like the news that Marvin Gaye was shot by his father . . . and that Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were starring in a Lifetime movie together.

A survey found the top foods that instantly cheer us up include tacos, bacon, steak, waffles, French fries, and mac-and-cheese.