A couple in England heard their neighbors were moving. So they checked out the real estate photos online . . . saw their own CAT lying on one of the beds . . . and realized he's been living a DOUBLE LIFE.

A guy who runs a food podcast just finished a three-year quest to invent the perfect pasta noodle. It's called "cascatelli" and it's a rainbow shape that can hold a lot of sauce. A company called Sfoglini is now selling the pasta . . . but there's a 12-week waiting list if you want to get your hands on it.

Mike Z sitting down with former Five Finger Death Punch drummer and current Psychosexual singer Jeremy Spencer tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks.

Plus, new tunes from Arena, Authority Zero and Escape The Fate.

Plug in at 10pm-Wired In The Empire on 96.7 KCAL Rocks!

JOE EXOTIC and his husband DILLON PASSAGE are getting divorced . . . but maybe not right away. Joe says they're in no hurry to make it official. And Joe's nemesis JEFF LOWE had a stroke. He thinks it may have been caused by someone spiking his drink.

Staples and Office Depot are both offering to laminate your Covid vaccine card for free. And you might want to take them up on the offer, because you're probably going to need to flash that card a LOT.

A guy on Reddit just posted about how he's upset his fiancée won't let him have the "Star Wars" wedding of his dreams. She's not a fan of the movie at all and wants something, quote, "formal and glamorous." He wants groomsmen in Jedi robes and Stormtroopers at the reception. Pretty much every single person who's commented on Reddit has taken his fiancée's side.

The average age when someone "graduates" to actually appreciating quality booze is 27, according to a new survey. And it takes the average person three years to figure out what drink is "their" drink.

That cargo ship is STILL blocking the Suez Canal. And one of the big delays is a huge shipment of ADULT TOYS. The company that's waiting on them says they sold through most of their inventory during Valentine's Day and now they're running out of their supply.

The big science stories this week included NASA revealing that a piece of the Wright Brothers' airplane is on board the Mars helicopter. And a study in Australia found Popeye was right, spinach does make you stronger.

It's getting more popular to name kids after HERBS and SPICES according to data from the Social Security Administration. Some of the top names are Sage . . . Juniper . . . Jasmine . . . Basil . . . and Poppy.