There are three strip clubs in Nashville . . . two female, one male . . . and they're offering lifetime VIP memberships worth more than $3,500 to anyone who gets vaccinated. That gets you free admission for LIFE.

The trade deadline was a huge day for NBA players named Gary. All THREE Garys in the league were traded, including one who was traded for the other. It's unclear why Garys were such a hot commodity.

A doctor in Florida recently posted a TikTok video that's had more than 36 million views . . . and shows him pulling a ball of EARWAX and FUNGUS out of someone's ear. And you could possibly wind up getting one too from putting things in your ears for too long . . . like earplugs or AirPods.

A guy in Thailand went to the doctor over the weekend after three weeks where he couldn't stop passing gas. And it turned out the reason was . . . he had a 59-FOOT TAPEWORM in his body. The doctors think he got it from eating raw beef.

For the first time since the pandemic started, there's been a drop in alcohol sales. Sales were down 2% two weeks ago . . . one year ago, alcohol sales were up 55% because people were stockpiling booze at the beginning of the pandemic.

Maine is considering a bill that would legalize Viking funerals and, quote, "open-air cremations" . . . that's where a person's remains are set on fire outside and maybe sent off to sea. Right now the only places those are legal in the U.S. are two spots in Colorado.

Netflix says that two upcoming shows will be released weekly . . . NOT all at once . . . so that viewers have time to "dissect" each episode. Are we looking at a future where more of their content isn't binge-able?

A guy in Minneapolis tried to steal over 270 boxes of Girl Scout cookies from a grocery store loading dock on Saturday. But he took his time picking and choosing flavors . . . which gave cops just enough time to get there . . . and they pulled him over as he was leaving.