A couple in Pennsylvania bought an abandoned elementary school . . . and turned it into a MANSION. They're selling it for $2.4 million, and the listing is going viral.

The director of "Mrs. Doubtfire" says ROBIN WILLIAMS filmed enough alternate takes to make an R-rated version of the movie, and he'd be open to a documentary showing some of that footage.

"Ace Ventura 3" is in the works. The studio behind it says, quote, "During COVID, audiences have been in love and are thrilled to have beloved characters brought back with new stories."

What's a social etiquette rule everyone should follow? A few good ones include: Saying "please" and "thank you" . . . letting people get off the elevator before you get on . . . and stepping outside to answer your phone calls.

Due to the pandemic, the British soap "Coronation Street" is filming intimate scenes by finding people who look like the characters . . . who also happen to be couples in real life . . . to serve as extras for the kissing scenes.

Monopoly is getting a, quote, "refresh" from Hasbro. They're updating all 16 Community Chest cards for the first time in 85 years to try to get away from, quote, "beauty contests, holiday funds, and life insurance," and bring them more in line with modern life.

73-year-old ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER was #1 in a British survey that asked who we should choose to lead humanity in the event of an alien invasion. The runner-up was WILL SMITH.

Have you heard of the NFT craze? Those are non-fungible tokens, which basically turn digital files into collector's items. Well . . . some guy in New York is selling NFTs of his FLATULENCE recordings. Bidding is now at $197.

The big science stories this week included engineers finally pinpointing the exact reason hummingbirds hum. And a not-so-serious study found that if your house was on the Moon, your living expenses would be around $325,000 a month.

Tomorrow is the first day of spring! Here are some ways it might make you happier and healthier: The increase in sunlight during the day can boost your mood . . . you might start to sleep better . . . and activities that get you outside and moving, like gardening, can benefit everything from your metabolism and weight, to cardiovascular disease and eyesight.