A new study found that someone's social media posts can predict their breakup three months before it happens. They found that in the months before a breakup, people start using more self-focused words like "I," "me," and "mine" . . . and they start thinking about things less analytically and more emotionally.

Online sportsbooks have already put out the lines on some ridiculous prop bets you can make for the Super Bowl. For example, you can bet on which coach's NOSTRILS we'll see first . . . if Tom Brady will try to high-five the officials . . . and if Brady's passing yards can surpass GameStop's stock price.

Staten Island's version of Punxsutawney Phil disagreed and predicted an early spring yesterday. But his forecast is being called into question after people noticed there wasn't SNOW in the video. Meaning the whole thing was pre-taped.

A 19-year-old guy in the U.K. was hit by a car on March 1st of last year and was in a coma for the past 11 months. So when he recently came out of it . . . he had no idea there was a global pandemic going on. But he's getting a crash course, because it turns out he caught Covid WHILE he was in the coma. And now that he's out of the coma, he caught it again.

Players are giving out Super Bowl tickets to some special fans, including a young Chiefs fan who's fighting an inoperable brain tumor . . . and a group of healthcare workers who are diehard Bucs fans.

DUSTIN "SCREECH" DIAMOND died of Stage Four lung cancer yesterday, at the age of 44. He was just diagnosed THREE WEEKS ago, but his rep said it was a, quote, "brutal, relentless form of malignant cancer."

Some guy tracked his entire wardrobe for three years to figure out what he wears and really NEEDS. He found that sometimes more expensive things are cheaper on a "cost per wear" basis. Clothes that match with ANYTHING get used the most. And buying something that's similar to something you already own is a waste.

The CDC thinks it's a bad idea to CHEER during the Super Bowl. If you watch the Super Bowl with other people, the CDC is recommending that you use a noisemaker instead of yelling or screaming to cut down on the risk of spreading your droplets.

A woman in Detroit got home from work on Saturday and found porch pirates had hit her house . . . and stole her ENTIRE PORCH. She's filing a police report.