A guy in France recently lost his kindergarten teaching job . . . because he's covered head to toe in tattoos and has surgically blackened demon eyes, which scared the kids. He's still teaching older kids at the school.

People on social media are going wild right now for a Halloween decoration from Home Depot . . . it's a giant 12-FOOT SKELETON you put in your front yard. They cost $300, but they're temporarily sold out right now.

The IE's very own Dez Fafara of Devildriver joins Mike Z tonight at 11pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks! They will be talking and rocking tunes off of the new Devildriver album "Dealing WIth Demons Part 1" as well as turning up new tunes from Bad Omens, Dark Tranquility and Lamb Of God.

New Tunes, Music News and Interview=Plug In at 11pm

Wired In The Empire on 96.7 KCAL Rocks!

A woman in Alabama was sleeping last week when Hurricane Sally blew down a tree that crashed through her roof and pinned her to her bed. Then a bunch of BEES from a hive in the tree started swarming her. Firefighters managed to get her out, and she's okay. She ended up with a concussion and about 20 bee stings.

An old test from 1939 that tells you if you're a good husband or wife is making the rounds. And yes, we expected a LOT from women back then, and not much from men.

DEION SANDERS was hired as the head coach of the Jackson State Tigers . . . but yesterday, he denied a rumor that Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, and Warren Sapp are joining his coaching staff.

A new study found people are happier when they're spending time with their friends than when they're spending time with their families. But there's a catch: The main reason is because the majority of things we do with our friends is fun, but with our families, we also do stuff that's not fun, like chores.

The Ig Nobel Prize awards were just handed out . . . those are awards that are given to the most ridiculous advances in science. This year's winners included a study on whether knives made out of frozen human poop would be effective weapons . . . and one on how helium affects an alligator's voice.

Crank up Tons Of Rock and fun in the morning!