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99% Certified Podcast - Season 2 Episode 03, Hot Boy Summer ☀️, Woke Cancellers 😏, Amreetha From Blue Peter, Big Raj’s Crypto Tips 📈, Blue Peter Badge Beef, M25 is calling 🚘, Coronials 👶🏽, Jeremy Kyle DNA Tests 🧬, Love Fest 2021 ❤️, Vim, Vigour & Figure 🤌🏽, Have They Got The Heart & The Gumption?, Anthony's Guide To The Streets, Voice Note Chirpse 🎙, Introvert vs Extrovert, Being A Bully = Personality, Peng People Glowed Down 😔, Uncle Sunnys Tyrant Movements 😤, V-Necks are Fucked, Hungry Men in Clubs 😷, Big Raj’s Babes Cancellation, Are Girls Their Friends?, Wingwoman or Wingman, What Is Sauce 🥫, Can You Drown In The Sauce?, Eye Movements, Lost Within The Sauce 🙃, Nice Guys Finish Last, Big Raj’s Pronouns, She/Want/Me, Simpy Behaviour, Who Moves On Quicker? Men or Women?

DM Corner : "Chatting to this girl during lockdown, however, she’s in contact less and less. What should I do?"

Get ready to hear some straight knowledge delivered in prime time to your eardrums, cause today the 99% Certified are talking about the topic on everyone's mind! HOT BOY SUMMER!!! Featuring Amreetha 'from Blue Peter' in what became one of our most outrageous episodes yet.  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on that thing all you single pringles will be doing over the next 3 months: Hot Boy Summer xD. Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi  Twitter: @99percent_certi 

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©

Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015,

Music: "Gyal you a party animal" - Charly Black, 2015

99% Certified Podcast - Season 2 Episode 03, Hot Boy Summer ☀️, Woke Cancellers 😏, Amreetha From Blue Peter, Big Raj’s Crypto Tips 📈, Blue Peter Badge Beef, M25 is calling 🚘, Coronials 👶🏽, Jeremy Kyle DNA Tests 🧬, Love Fest 2021 ❤️, Vim, Vigour & Figure 🤌🏽, Have They Got The Heart & The Gumption?, Anthony's Guide To The Streets, Voice Note Chirpse 🎙, Introvert vs Extrovert, Being A Bully = Personality, Peng People Glowed Down 😔, Uncle Sunnys Tyrant Movements 😤, V-Necks are Fucked, Hungry Men in Clubs 😷, Big Raj’s Babes Cancellation, Are Girls Their Friends?, Wingwoman or Wingman, What Is Sauce 🥫, Can You Drown In The Sauce?, Eye Movements, Lost Within The Sauce 🙃, Nice Guys Finish Last, Big Raj’s Pronouns, She/Want/Me, Simpy Behaviour, Who Moves On Quicker? Men or Women?

DM Corner : "Chatting to this girl during lockdown, however, she’s in contact less and less. What should I do?"

Get ready to hear some straight knowledge delivered in prime time to your eardrums, cause today the 99% Certified are talking about the topic on everyone's mind! HOT BOY SUMMER!!! Featuring Amreetha 'from Blue Peter' in what became one of our most outrageous episodes yet.  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on that thing all you single pringles will be doing over the next 3 months: Hot Boy Summer xD. Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi  Twitter: @99percent_certi 

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©

Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015,

Music: "Gyal you a party animal" - Charly Black, 2015

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 017 Topics: Season One Finale, Trumps Stolen Election, PlayStation 5, Boris Johnson’s PS5 Clan, Masculinity, Modern Masculinity, Jail House Mentality, Booty Bandits, Christmas Package, Luke’s Therapy Session, Homeless Scams in Paris, “Is Masculinity Genderless?”, Sword and Shield Times, “Are men more disposable?”, “Are women seen as more of a liability in the common workplace?”, Stay At Home Mum Vs Stay At Home Dad, “Do parents want a son over a daughter?”, Project Mbappé, Cultural Background at Sexuality, “What is a real man?”, Good Man Vs Good At Being A Man, Twitter Cancelling Men, Female Confrontation, Masculine Body Image, Toxic Masculinity, Lad Culture, Philistine, Gas Lighting, Mansplaining, Fuck-Boys Vs Nice Guys

THE DM CORNER: 1 - “What do you do if you are dating a guy and he finds out he has two kids you don’t know about?”, “My girlfriend’s sister is moving to me, what do I do?”

ITS THE SEASON ONE FINALE!!! In this hilarious yet profound episode, The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on the various facets of masculinity and what it means to be a man in the modern world. Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi  Twitter: @99percent_certi

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, 'I'm a boss' - Meek Mill ft Rick Ross (2011), 'The Boss' - James Brown (1973). 

Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015

99% Certified Podcast - Season 2 Episode 02, The Dating Game, Baz is back!, ClubHouse Familia, Luke’s views on Megan, 99 Percent Cancelled!, Big Raj’s Star Sign, Dating in the Pandemic, Confident Vs Shy, Honeymoon Phases, Universal Credit Dating,  Do we marry our best mate?, The Relationship Silence, Baz is One Direction Rolled in to one, Pretty Privilege, Red Flags 🚩, Luke the new presenter of 'This Morning!', Dating whilst you are broke 😖, The Broke WAP Game, Split The Bill vs Pay The Bill 💵, Baz’s Bar Adventures, Erratic Big Raj, Big Raj’s Fights, Sauceless Sides, DMs Slides, Cheerleader Effect, No Such Thing As A Wingman?!?

DM Corner : ‘I won’t be able to spend that much on my mates present, what do I do?’ , ‘Is it cheating if I flirted/sexted whilst in that long distance relationship?!?’ , ‘Being stood up before and now the girl wants to date!’

Would it really be the 99% Certified if we didn't do an episode solely on dating? Featuring the guest return of BAZ WITH ONLY ONE NAME! The original trio come together for this dating special!  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on our audience's favourite topic of all: The Dating Game. Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi  Twitter: @99percent_certi 

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©

Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015, "Let me love you" - Mario (2004)

99% Certified Podcast - Season 2 Episode 01 Topics: Season Two Pilot, We are back!, How to defeat a tiger, Coronavirus Vaccine, Luke's knowledge from the bunker, Life in the pandemic, Anti-vaxxers, Clubbing in the 1920s, Staying positive testing negative, Staying at home and saving lives, Capitol riots, Joe Biden inauguration, Ant's scientific breakdown, Trump's impeachment, Us and them, Trump blocked on Twitter, Censorship? Yes or No, Luke's Anti-Vaccine Agenda, Vaccine ID cards, Space travel

THE DM CORNER: 1 - “I got my girlfriend pregnant and she wants to keep it!"

The boys are back for Season 2! Featuring Luke 'Dark Chocolate' Shepherd as our new recurring guest.  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on the hilarious and bizarre aspects of life in the pandemic. Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi  Twitter: @99percent_certi 

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©

Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 016 Topics: Clocks Going Back, Sunny’s VR Experience, Tier 4, Intelligent Nittys, Cyber Ghosts, Humour Vs Fear, People Dating Ghosts, ‘What would you do if someone was following you at night?’, ‘What if objects started smashing in your house?’, ‘What would you do if you woke up to a figure at the foot of your bed?’, Sleep Paralysis, ‘What if you’re being haunted by a ghost that speaks a different language?’, Toby And The Ouija Board, ‘What if your best friend got possessed?’, ‘What if you were stranded in the arctic with only lettuce to eat?’, Urban Legend - The Cabin In The Woods, ‘What if you found out your family member was a serial killer’, ‘Would you be able to kill a killer child?’... 

THE DM CORNER: 1 - ‘I want a relationship but people only ever want to be casual with me’, 2 - ‘I’ve been going out with my man for 8 months but I’m starting to look at his best mate’...

The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on the various spooky themed scenarios that their listeners sent in! Happy Halloween! Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi Twitter: @99percent_certi

Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, 'Fashion week' - Steel Banglez (2019), 'Thriller' - Michael Jackson (1982), 'The Boss' - James Brown (1973). Sound effects: Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'TravQue' - 2015

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 015 Topics: Freshers Lockdown, Face The Wall, Awkward WebEx Calls, Presidential Debate, Apocalypse Pirate Radio, Dilemma 1 - What If Your Girl Had An Onlyfans?, Cucks, Dilemma 2 - Which Family Member Would You Save From Drowning?, Dilemma 3 - Your Girl Leaves You Because She Earns More Money, DM Slides, Dilemma 4 - Grandmas Last Request For You To Get Arranged Marriage, Dilemma 5 - Road Accident Conundrum, Dilemma 6 - You And Your Friend Both In Love With The Same Girl, Dilemma 7 - Avoidant Housemates, Dilemma 8 - You Are The Real Father Of Your Bestfriend’s Child... The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis on the various funny dilemmas that their listeners sent in! Massive thank you for sending in these dilemmas, we have decided that going forward we will make this a permanent part of the show. 'The DM corner' will be at the end of every episode where we try and answer your best dilemmas! Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi Twitter: @99percent_certi  Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, 'Fashion week' - Steel Banglez (2019)

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 014 Topics: Farewell Baz, Big Raj Arrives, Fire In The Booth, Eat Out To Help Out, Covid Out Of Fashion, Kim Jong Un Dead Again, Tik Tok Ban, White Knights, Big Dick Energy, Being Too Nice, Nice Guys Vs Jerks, Bad Boys, Competence/Warmth, SIMP Behaviour, Club Non-Verbals,  Belittling Sexual Competitors, Cancel Culture, Twitter Historians, Envy, Vibe Assassins, Controlling The Narrative, Immune To Cancelling... What is the nice/guy jerk spectrum? Why do girls like bad boys?  Are some people immune to being cancelled? The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis as they explore the reasons why nice guys finish last and the 21 century phenomenon of getting #CANCELLED.  Follow us on social media.  Insta:@99percent_certi Twitter: @99percent_certi   Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, 'The time is now' - John Cena (2005), 'I wish' - Skee Lo (1995), 'Talking the hardest' - Giggs (2010). Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue - I know you gonna dig this' - 1976, 'Street fighter - Perfect! You win!' - 1987, 'Michael Buffer - Lets get ready to rumble' - 1995, 'Hell's Kitchen USA - Raw' - 2011, 

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 012 Topics: Post Lockdown Clubbing, Super-spreaders, The Oppression Of The Mask, Star Signs, Horoscope Nutters, Palm Reading, Questionnaire Pickup, Street Magicians, Bodalicious Dance Moves, Corona-Cockblock, Turning Smoking Areas Against You, Reading Book Summaries, What Is Embarrassment?, Cringe Vs Humiliation, Virtual Relationships, Social Media Cringe, Cursed Tik Toks, Sacha Baron Cohen, Zero Boundaries Interactions, First Year Lecture Halls, Sunday Scaries, Running For The Bus, Falling Over In Public, Jacket Stuck In Train Door, Chundering In Front Of Strangers, Scaring Girls Away, Love/Hate Relationships, Shitting In A House Party, New Years Kiss Fumbles, Spitting When Talking, Swearing On Live Radio Interview, Insecurity, The Spotlight Effect, Fear Of Rejection, Cringe Chat Up Lines, Slapping Your Missus’ Bum Infront Of Family, Cringe Deficit, Shutting Down Parties, Wedding Crashers, Making A Scene In A Shop, Cringe Moments In Our Podcast. Do nights out make people immune to cringe? How do Horoscope nutters use star signs to cover their failures? Why does the spotlight effect make people anxious to behave as they wish?  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis as they dive into the 'entanglement' that is the world of social blunders and MEGA CRINGE.  Follow us on social media. Twitter: @99percent_certi Insta:@99percent_certi  Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'Frolic' - Luciano Michelini (2006)

99% Certified Podcast - Episode 011 Topics: Katie Hopkins, The Apprentice, Pulling Down Statues, Navigating Your Twenties Shoutout, The One, Compatibility, Short Vs Long Term, Settling Down Too Young, Hoe-Phases, Post Commitment Dullness, You Gotta Get With My Friends, Relationship Flexing, Social Media Relationships, The Honeymoon Phase, Nice Voices, In Love Vs Loving Someone, Growing Out Of Love, Loving Your Killer Child, Can Money Quantify Love, Friends With Benefits, Bodycounts, Commitment Proposals, Commitment Anxiety, Courting, Bride Price, Importance Of Money, Older Attractiveness, Hypergamy, Guys Always Paying, Buying A Girl A Drink, Approach Etiquette, Long Distance Relationships, Living With Partner, Mystery, Old Couples, Hot Exes, Relationships And Social Value, Home-Wreckers, Men In Uniform, Making Partner Your Lockscreen, Facebook Official, Ideal Partner Traits ... Can you grow out of love? At what point is their bodycount too high? Can long distance relationships ever work?  The 99% Certified provide a hard-hitting analysis as they sprinkle rose petals on the sheets and carve out some truth on everyone's favourite topic: Relationships. Follow us on social media. Twitter: @99percent_certi Insta:@99percent_certi  Music: The 99% Certified Themetune ©, Sound effects - 'The Richard Pryor Dialogue' - 1976, 'Dilemma' - Nelly Feat. Kelly Rowland (2002)