99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep up a-heistin'. Is it a Dragonheist? Nope! But eggs are pretty cool!  Maybe they make it out this time! Who can say?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep their eyes on the prize, and try to make out with the loot of the century: big egg! Little Wak, a big kitty, and the usual Qualo-and-a-half gotta get in, get out, and avoid getting splatted by (like?) a bug.  Good luck!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns stumble around in some magical darkness, experiencing new things. Some spells get thrown around, some faces get schlorped.  Things are going great.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time in an old-folks home. Strangely, afterward, when they process loss and fear, it has nothing to do with aging. Everyone's just doing their best. 

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time resting and reflecting on how they've grown as people. In some cases, they're twice the person they once were. In others, they really magnify others around them.  And in still others... well, some creepy book stuff counts as personal growth?  Sure, I guess. 

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take a step back from the trials and tribulations of small-business ownership, and get back to their roots by caring for nature.  Or... you know, plants and livestock.  Close enough?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns continue to work on financing their real estate and alcohol-based venture by working for some criminals.  But these criminals are only interested in solving some murders!  Definitely no ulterior motives here!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns continue their attempt at visiting a fancy house without breaking too much.  We'll see how that goes.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

To visit some family friends, our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns become couriers, or gardeners, or... maybe nobles?  The plan makes sense! Promise!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take on a job to help out another intern. Or maybe benefit from their misfortune.  Ideally, both!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.