99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns try to reckon with what happened at the soft open by contemplating their place in the economy and how to interact with law enforcement.  When it comes to family, who do you trust to ask for help?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take the plunge into opening a business, starting with a Soft Open.  The stakes have never been... softer?  Or... Spookier?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

A quick update about our release schedule

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take some well earned downtime after a long series of deeds and misdeeds. It's time to get ready for the greatest adventure of all -- running a business!  But, like people always say, you can't run a business without killing a few butterflies.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep up a-heistin'. Is it a Dragonheist? Nope! But eggs are pretty cool!  Maybe they make it out this time! Who can say?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep their eyes on the prize, and try to make out with the loot of the century: big egg! Little Wak, a big kitty, and the usual Qualo-and-a-half gotta get in, get out, and avoid getting splatted by (like?) a bug.  Good luck!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns stumble around in some magical darkness, experiencing new things. Some spells get thrown around, some faces get schlorped.  Things are going great.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time in an old-folks home. Strangely, afterward, when they process loss and fear, it has nothing to do with aging. Everyone's just doing their best. 

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time resting and reflecting on how they've grown as people. In some cases, they're twice the person they once were. In others, they really magnify others around them.  And in still others... well, some creepy book stuff counts as personal growth?  Sure, I guess. 

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take a step back from the trials and tribulations of small-business ownership, and get back to their roots by caring for nature.  Or... you know, plants and livestock.  Close enough?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.