Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into the archives for some truly outrageous tales from the past.

Get ready to meet Mystic Mike, who hilariously details how his cheeky "gender guru" advice led to his sister-in-law's over-the-top attempts to conceive a boy. Then, brace yourself for Shane's unforgettable confession involving a disastrous vegetarian sausage roll that shut down a swimming gala!

There's also a wild story from Mrs. Doc about a mix-up that had her questioning her husband's loyalty and Elizabeth askes for forgiveness for her husbands amusing attempt to return a bracelet that spiralled out of control.

Whether it's the hilarity of frozen peas or misguided laundry escapades, this episode promises laughter and moral dilemmas in equal measure. Tune in and enjoy the chaos!

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