The team discuss Kemi Badenoch's school snitching admission, unpick the mass pensioner imprisonments from the Palestine Action protest and compare the two greatest bromances on the international stage: Trump & Putin and JD Vance & David Lammy. 

Later they explain how Fantasy football works, why an Argentinian man received $12,500 in compensation from Google and provide an update from Aalborg Zoo...

Your hosts are Jack Harris

Queenie Miller 

Emerald Paston 

And the absent Mike Rayment who, for anyone interested, has drafted an absolutely awful fantasy team.

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team discuss Trump’s hideous $200 million White House ballroom extension, Labour and Yvette Cooper mimicking Nigel Farage’s call to have criminal suspect’s ethnicity and immigration status revealed and the many, many books written by Reform UK’s newest member, Rupert Matthews. 

They also chat about Tesco’s viral (and sad) birthday cake sandwich, the Squonkerpalooza Festival celebrating everyone’s favourite sorrowful Squonk and a Danish zoos plea to the public to send in their pets as “fodder” for their animals…

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Your hosts are Jack Harris

Emerald Paston 

Mike Rayment

And the absent Queenie Miller, still smashing it at the Edinburgh Fringe

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team discuss the lionesses back-to-back Euros triumphs, Trump’s questionable golf game on his trip to Scotland and the Online Safety Act – if Big Busty British Women dot co dot UK are reading this please do get in touch about that sponsorship... 

They then go on to chat about a kleptomaniac cat in New Zealand, the intern fired from a prestigious law firm for biting her colleagues and if the UK is experiencing ‘peak Greggs’…

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Your hosts are Jack Harris

Emerald Paston 

Mike Rayment

And the absent Queenie Miller, who – sorry to disappoint – isn’t actually doing a comedy show with Liz Truss.

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team get together in person for once to discuss parliament breaking for recess, the scrapping of the water regulator 'Ofwat', Kemi Badenoch raising tories from the dead in her reshuffle and Reform's 'big' law and order policy ideas...

Then they chat about the 72 new badges available to girl guides, the 6 million dollar banana artwork eaten again and pay tribute to late great Pauline Richards, the world's longest serving KFC worker. 

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Your hosts are Jack Harris

Queenie Miller 

Emerald Paston 

And Mike Rayment

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team talk about Donald Trump’s realisation that Vladamir Putin might actually not be a good guy after all, his decision to arm Ukraine and strange trophy lift at The Club World Cup. 

Later, they discuss Angela Rayner’s spat with Unite, question what could turn a pigeon green and ponder how they would spoil their plushies should they take them to a 'Plushie Hotel'…

 

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Our hosts are Jack Harris

Queenie Miller 

Mike Rayment

And Emerald Paston dialling in this week as she attempts to experience Cornwall exactly like the author of her new favourite memoir. 

   

The Producer, ousted by Labour MP Chris Bryant for his poor placement of apostrophes, is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

   

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team go through Keir Starmer’s to-do list – starting with the immediate issue of Emmanuel Macron’s state visit, sorting out the economy, and handling threats from other political parties – both old and new… 

Later, they bring you all the latest fashion news from the Oasis reunion, the £500,000 full stop and Jeremy Hunt’s toaster.

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Our hosts are Jack Harris

Emerald Paston 

Queenie Miller 

And Mike Rayment dialling in this week after a bout of Queenie’s mushroom wellington.

  

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

  

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team gather at a pork pie buffet to cover Rod Stewart’s Glastonbury set, another humiliating U-turn for Starmer and Nigel Farage’s aspirational aftershave...

Plus: JD Vance’s baby photos, China’s first AI football tournament and succulent Chinese meals…

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Our hosts are Jack Harris

Emerald Paston 

Mike Rayment

And Queenie Miller dialling in this week.

 

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

 

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team discuss Donald Trump’s outburst at Israel and Iran after both sides accused each other of breaking a freshly agreed ceasefire - before diving into Keir Starmer’s growing Labour rebellion and trying to decode Nigel Farage’s so-called ‘Robin Hood Tax’ (which even he admits he’s not clever enough to explain).

They also unveil a Battenberg-based policy that could sway any electorate, predict the tragic lunar demise of the PG Tips Monkey and play the critically unacclaimed quiz guaranteed to unite CIA agents and ice cream addicts alike: Lemon & Lime or War Crime?

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 Your hosts are Jack Harris

 Queenie Miller 

 Emerald Paston 

 And Mike Rayment

 

 The Producer is Diggory Waite

 The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

 The Music is by Big George

 

 In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team chat about how pizzas at the pentagon led to correct predictions of rising tensions between Israel and Iran, schoolground antics at the G7 (otherwise known as the G6+1), Starmer’s papers pickup and Trump’s pathetic military parade…

They also report on Van Gogh’s broken chair, Uri Geller’s insistence on his psychic powers and play Middle Earth’s greatest game: ‘Mordor or More Door?’… 

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 For updates on the show and to get involved in future 'Missing Words Rounds', make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there or emailing [email protected]. 

 

 Your hosts are Jack Harris

 Queenie Miller 

 Emerald Paston 

 And Mike Rayment

 

 The Producer is Diggory Waite

 The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

 The Music is by Big George

 

 In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast

The team return to discuss Labour’s Winter Fuel Allowance U-turn, the lack of police funding in the latest spending review, Greta Thunberg’s intercepted flotilla and Ed Miliband's rap name.

They also report on the closing of the gates to Hell, a 200-year-old condom and the dramatic capture of Tennessee’s most wanted fugitive – Ed the Zebra.

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For updates on the show and to get involved in future 'Missing Words Rounds', make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there or emailing [email protected]. 

Your hosts are Jack Harris

Queenie Miller 

Emerald Paston 

And Mike Rayment

The Producer is Diggory Waite

The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton

The Music is by Big George

In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast