Step into the confessionals for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous mishaps and stories that are sure to leave you in stitches.

This week, we hear from Bob, who finds himself grappling with guilt after a catastrophic mishap involving funeral boxes. Alan has a fateful encounter with a vacuum cleaner and a canister of pink paint that shocked his mother upon returning home. Then, Artie shares a comical tale of a holiday miscommunication that had his wife accidentally making a scene at a beach bar, all while the pandemic protocols were still fresh in everyone’s minds. Meanwhile, Roger shares his cheeky ice currency scheme to fund some airtime on his childhood TV, leading to an unexpected turn of events.

With more amusing anecdotes, cheeky banter, and reflections on life’s little quirks, this episode promises laughs and unforgettable confessions.

Got a wild tale of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

As the October chill sets in, the Confessional Collective is here to warm your spirits with a medley of amusing and outrageous tales.

This week, Peely seeks forgiveness for an unfortunate kitchen incident, leading to a rather surprising salad twist. Meanwhile, we hear from David, whose childhood sock-throwing antics resulted in a flaming lampshade disaster/ Tony shares his cheeky language lab exploits that left a classmate unfairly taking the fall and Bert tells us all about a RAG week prank, that led to first years loosing their deposit bond at Agriculture College.

With cheeky banter, unexpected confessions, and a look at your wild stories, you won’t want to miss this episode!

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Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they explore a delightful mix of mishaps and cheeky antics that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

This week, we hear Alan's hilarious mobile mischief involving his mother-in-law's phone, resulting in some unexpected strip club invitations. Jim Lad takes us on a wild pirate adventure set in the 1700s with a spooky twist, while Tim shares his cringe-worthy moment crashing the Roadshow and Mr B has a Welsh confession.

Get ready for laughter, unexpected confessions, and reflections that will have you pondering life’s quirks. Have a wild confession? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

Join Father Simon in the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, he and the spirited Confessional Collective dive into hilarious pranks and unforgettable blunders that are guaranteed to have you in stitches.

Andy brings us a fresh confession involving a mischievous voice-activated car named Debbie, leading to some playful deception with his wife. Then, hear Tez's wild tale from Australia, which involved lots of booze and a prank call home. Matthew shares an unforgettable story from his youth when his beer-fueled antics nearly sent a lead singer flying off the stage at a concert—talk about rock 'n' roll chaos!

And Sir, the English teacher, reveals his culinary catastrophes that lead to a cooking disaster in an attempt to impress his family.

With cheeky remarks and laughter aplenty, it’s another rollercoaster of confessions you won’t want to miss! Got a wild confession? Send it to [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unforgettable tales that will leave you chuckling.

First up is Sinbad’s 1984 Sea Cadet saga, where ambitions collide with reality in a brilliantly crafted prank involving a fake letter from the Navy. Then, listen in as Nigel recalls the chaos of a school trip to Belgium that takes an unexpected twist, fueled by a toy pistol misunderstanding. Stephanie is looking for some forgiveness for some Birthday buffoonery on a bully.

And finally, Ian shares his comical running faux pas that leads to unintended recognition for his wife.

Get ready for laughter, a sprinkle of moral reflection, and, of course, a good dose of fun! Have a wild confession? Reach out at [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for the latest hilarity on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a world of mischief and moral dilemmas. From Barty’s cheeky phone renaming mishap during a garden party to Dermot’s unforgettable French lesson, these confessions will have you in stitches.

Plus Steve shares his cringe-worthy outburst during an important NHS meeting that didn’t go as planned and The Keymaster of ’94 has a holiday camp hiccup involving some very vigourous activity. Join us for a delightful mix of laughter and jaw-dropping revelations.

Have a hilarious confession of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

Step into the confessional for the exciting premiere of Season 7 of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they kick off the new season with a delightful mix of hilarious confessions and unexpected anecdotes.

This week, we hear from an anonymous former social work student who accidentally picked up the wrong child—an incident from the 1980s that left everyone breathless! Plus, Sid’s humorous dilemma in a Marks & Spencer lingerie section has everyone in stitches, along with Marjorie's shocking culinary confession involving cat food and a pie. There's also a bonus confession from the Crypt involving Private Paul's Army Medical.

Get ready for laughter, chaos, and a sprinkle of moral pondering. Tune in for the ride of your life! Want to confess? Send your stories to [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for a hilariously chaotic finale of Season 6 of Simon Mayo's Confessions with a final from the crypt special!

This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous, laugh-out-loud stories and moral shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing! Join Marky Mark as he shares a cheeky confession from his days running a pub in the Isle of Man, involving a life-sized naked statue and some very confused ladies. Next, Tammy shares a hilarious escapade from her youthful days at a festival that takes a bizarre turn involving a nun and a disaster in a portaloo! Then, get ready for a wild tale from Danny that takes a turn at a swimming facility, introducing his unsuspecting in-laws to the world of nudism! Plus, don’t miss Jane’s water park calamity that raises questions about true friendship.

Tune in for a delightful blend of comedy, confessions, and all the banter you love, as we bid farewell to the season.

Got a story to confess? Send it to [email protected] and it could well feature in Season 7!

Step into our confessional for a holiday special of Simon Mayo's Confessions from the Crypt!

Join Father Simon and the Confession collective as they navigate through a maze of uproarious tales and unexpected blunders.

This week, Colin shares an outrageous tale involving a little white lie to secure a day off for a job interview that led to unexpected chaos with his boss. We also dive into Faf's nostalgic and humorous tale from the '80s about a tragic hamster incident that spiralled into a delicate deception. There's also James who had a bit of a mishap with his swimming trunks. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier, Duncan finds himself in a comically complex situation involving his grandmother and a mistaken late-night entrance.

With tales of swimming in ladies' briefs and navigating family secrets, this episode guarantees giggles and moral ponderings. So grab your beach towel and tune in for another hilarious ride!

Got a story to confess? Send it to [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into the archives for some truly outrageous tales from the past.

Get ready to meet Mystic Mike, who hilariously details how his cheeky "gender guru" advice led to his sister-in-law's over-the-top attempts to conceive a boy. Then, brace yourself for Shane's unforgettable confession involving a disastrous vegetarian sausage roll that shut down a swimming gala!

There's also a wild story from Mrs. Doc about a mix-up that had her questioning her husband's loyalty and Elizabeth askes for forgiveness for her husbands amusing attempt to return a bracelet that spiralled out of control.

Whether it's the hilarity of frozen peas or misguided laundry escapades, this episode promises laughter and moral dilemmas in equal measure. Tune in and enjoy the chaos!

Got a story to confess? Send it to [email protected]!