Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into the archives for some truly outrageous tales from the past.

Get ready to meet Mystic Mike, who hilariously details how his cheeky "gender guru" advice led to his sister-in-law's over-the-top attempts to conceive a boy. Then, brace yourself for Shane's unforgettable confession involving a disastrous vegetarian sausage roll that shut down a swimming gala!

There's also a wild story from Mrs. Doc about a mix-up that had her questioning her husband's loyalty and Elizabeth askes for forgiveness for her husbands amusing attempt to return a bracelet that spiralled out of control.

Whether it's the hilarity of frozen peas or misguided laundry escapades, this episode promises laughter and moral dilemmas in equal measure. Tune in and enjoy the chaos!

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Step into the confessional for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel stories that blend humour with moral dilemmas.

This week, Jason finds himself in hot water after a mix-up at Heathrow turns his holiday homecoming into a tense ordeal for his wife. Then, Reverend Ellie shares a hilarious tale from a funeral service gone awry, while Camille recounts a shocking family secret involving a pet chicken that takes an unexpected twist. Also prepare for giggles with Gloria's embarrassing yet spirited confession about an ill-timed romantic surprise that went terribly wrong .

There's also disruption as Matt brings in donuts and then forget his glasses for the Parish Notice Board.

Expect laughter, spirited debates, and all the chaos you love. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift through a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud confessions this week.

Starting with Mags, who shares a hilariously vengeful tale from her Glaswegian dad Bill, involving a mischievous act with washing-up liquid that turns a dull street into a bubble-filled chaos! Canoeing Keith reveals a mischievous act of sabotage during a summer camp that changed the course of his awkward teenage love life. Meanwhile, Moneypenny shares a delightful story about an alternative fact involving Ian Fleming and a local church, turning history on its head in the most entertaining way. Plus, don’t miss Brian’s hilarious account of getting back at an insufferable officer with a creative twist on coffee brewing! Tune in for laughs, moral dilemmas, and unforgettable confessions.

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Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt.

Plus, Max shares a cringe-worthy story from a Dubai trip involving a bathroom mishap and an unexpected consequence, while Arthur recounts an unforgettable incident that made him forget just one thing. And you won't want to miss Kevin’s cheeky confession from his days as cabin crew, leading to a very unexpected use of a sanitary towel!

Prepare for laughter and some moral debates in this unmissable episode! Have a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!

Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood of scrumping apples and playful pranks on curmudgeonly neighbours.

Prepare for laughter as Disco Dave shares his comical adventures with a mistaken identity in a company car, and Minnie reveals a disaster involving a whoopee cushion and a High Court judge that will leave you in stitches.

Tune in for the usual chaos, insightful debates, and unforgettable moments! Got a confession to share? Email us at [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!

Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel hilarious and heartwarming tales that showcase the wonderfully chaotic side of life. This week, Mr. L reflects on a wild school trip to France filled with pranks and unexpected antics, Tommy finds himself in a sticky situation following a village pub raffle, Linda shares her creative revenge on her sister during a Ouija board incident from four decades ago, and Sam has a sitcom-style, romantic prank at an RAF camp.

Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and outrageous stories! Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!

This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective delve into a variety of hilarious tales, kicking things off with Marty's unforgettable pizza delivery disaster from his teenage years. Listen in as Graham's smart speaker prank has hilarious consequences. Plus, Nobby recalls swindling a grumpy sweet shop owner during the era of decimalisation, and Brian reveals a memorable misstep while trying to sell a car with a rather unusual fix.

Tune in for top banter, laughs and poncho chat...

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Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity.

Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situation unfold as the headmaster unknowingly reads out the modified comments, much to the delight of the students and the shock of the teachers. Listen in as Richard recounts his bizarre airport saga involving a chaotic morning of unintended consequences. Plus, Gee reveals a chemistry class caper that left a trail of chaos, literally burning down the classroom’s chances of success, and you'll also hear from Mr. Burton, who found himself in a comical pickle while wearing socks in the operating room during his child’s birth—a situation that gets hilariously out of hand!

Don't miss the laughs, debates, and the usual mayhem!

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Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling.

Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may have disrupted a honeymoon, Flyboy's unforgettable story about helicopter mishaps and a rival doctor with a misguided quest for 'sports blades', and Pilot Ian shares an outrageous story of smuggling whiskey in a dry country.

Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and the usual chaos. Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments.

Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares his terrifying chimney adventure with his comically stuck colleague, Walter - Chim chim cher-oo. Gary heads to a school summer fete for a marble guess he already knew the answer to - Summer Summer Summertime. And don’t miss George’s jaw-dropping revelation about a rowing mishap that takes a bizarre twist involving a scattering of ashes!

Plus the team discuss Simon buying a lottery ticket in dodgy circumstances, ice cream licenses and meet cutes!

Tune in for laughter, gasps, and debates on forgiveness. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!