Is America okay? (We already know the answer, but let’s talk about it anyway.) This week on the Virgo Season Show, Ryan is living his best “dad at the waterpark” life, Joyhdae is fighting Mercury in microbraids, and we’ve got a Labubu named Bijoux making a chaotic cameo—no, it’s NOT a cat, and yes, Ryan is still traumatized.
But let’s get messy: Trump’s health is falling apart faster than the value of a US passport, but somehow the man is out here signing laws instead of his own retirement papers. Chronic venous insufficiency? That’s doctor-speak for “sit down, sir, you’ve done enough damage.” Meanwhile, America is pretending the Epstein files are a mystery, and the only thing Trump is immune to is accountability (and apparently, vegetables).
Rest in peace to Theo Huxtable, but we’re not giving that energy to Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan—two walking cautionary tales who proved that being “legendary” does not mean being likable. Hulk’s biggest legacy is union busting, racism, and saying things even Candace Owens would call “a bit much.” Ozzy? Sorry, nobody misses a man who couldn’t outwit a bat and spent decades co-signing bigotry with his wife.
Also: HR professionals caught cheating at a Coldplay concert (y’all couldn’t even be sneaky right?), South Park’s creators got a $1.5 billion check for clowning Trump’s “presidency,” and Drake is still delusional enough to think UK rap runs anything but their own tea parties.
President Obama stopped by Michelle’s podcast to drop gems about raising men, being a decent human, and why your ketchup addiction is a sign you peaked in elementary school. Meanwhile, Candace Owens is getting sued by France’s First Lady for being loud and wrong—if Alex Jones thinks you’re “too much,” you might need to log off.
This episode is messier than Trump’s medical chart and juicier than Reddit’s confessions. Come for the laughs, stay for the rants, and bring your opinions because we want to know: Is it worse to be caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or to have your edges dragged like Hulk Hogan’s reputation?
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:31 Vibe Check
02:31 Joyhdae Explains (Her Nonsense...Again!)
09:37 The Rundown
09:54 Off My Chest
20:33 Not Theo (RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner)
22:45 Ozzy & Hulk Also Gone...
24:08 Trump's Veins (And Other Nonsense)
26:45 Stephen Colbert "Canceled"
28:10 South Park vs Trump
30:16 Trump's Epstein Distractions
32:55 Obama Treason?
36:12 The Obligatory Joyhdae vs Eric Adams Rant
37:37 Barack on Michelle's Podcast
47:50 Candace Owens Sued By French President
51:58 Coldplay Cheating Scandal
56:12 Drake is London Delusional
01:01:19 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:52 Find Us On All The Things
01:07:51 One More For The Road...
01:08:16 Outro