TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????

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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????

THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!

OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got to live out her fanfiction dreams, and WHY WAS THAT LADY LICKING THAT LOLLIPOP AT STEPH CURRY LIKE THAT???

This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????