HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?

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WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???

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Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????

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