HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY/EAT TURKEY WITH YOUR FAMILY DAY!!! This week, the girls are talking thanksgiving memories: from turkey day transfers of power to black friday adventures, the girls reminisce about it all. Mel finds scooby doo handsome, Talley was racially agitated at a gay bar, and F*CK THEM PILGRIMS EVERYTHING IS THEIR FAULT!

THIS IS A TOPIC-LESS EPISODE WE JUST YAPPED, Y’ALL- from dog mom embarrassment to Brenay & nem, the girls kiki about it all! The back of Talley’s head is ridiculous, Mel got throw up trapped by Jodeci, and WHY WOULD THEY LET THAT OLD LADY ON THAT BIKE????

HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! This week, the girls are yapping it tf up, from down bad bops to being boy crazy, the girls are telling you all the business! Talley presses all the issues, Mel has graduated to “after church yapper” status, AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT SONG MARY J BLIGE???? STANNUP!!!!

OOGITY BOOGITY! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL! This week, the girls are reading (b*tches and letters) DOWN! From Bar Burglaries to Beltline Bike Riders, the girls ki-ki about it all! Talley did some dumpster diving, Mel went to a WWE/Music Festival combo, AND WHY DONT YALL THINK OLD B*TCHES ARE COOL????

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WE NEEDED REST LAST WEEK BUT WE BACK Y’ALL! This week, the girls are catching up and cracking up! From beltline kevin to beltline fine sh*t, the girls get into it all. Talley has been having some unsavory uber experience, Mel was apparently in college in 2003 (?), and WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH LILLY FROM PRINCESS DIARIES???

IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????

HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?

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