This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????

HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE BEST MAN!

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HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all.

Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????

*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation down to the Longhorn, and WHY IS TWITTER SO MISERABLE NOW?!?!!

HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE COLD ON FLAT SHOALS!!!! Follow us on patreon at patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL.

Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!

HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all.

Mel lives with a boy (That Boy™) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!

WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!