Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????

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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????