It’s Monday morning and Carl muses on his weekend in Newcastle, driving home late at night, meditating on a rock and the panic surrounding the coronavirus.

As we reach the quarter century of episodes, Carl caves in to public pressure about the music. He also sits in his hotel room hardly drinking bad coffee and musing about Newcastle.

It’s Wednesday and Carl is musing about different days of the week, being in an international WhatsApp group, planning for a long haul flight and itchy feet!

Carl is home and tired having stayed up on Saturday night/ Sunday morning to watch the Tyson Fury fight. He muses on sport and tiredness.

Carl is in Manchester having a bad instant coffee musing on horror films and telling young people off for talking in the cinema

Carl isn’t feeling very well but gets a nice visit from a Robin. He muses on possible former lives, the joker and whether or not anything truly matters.

It’s Monday morning and Carl has new beans. He muses on some sad news from the weekend, garden slugs and having grown up beers.

Carl is in a hotel in Cardiff drinking a terrible instant coffee musing on not being able to do impressions and a spicy chilli paste he tried in Phuket.

It’s February 12th and Carl muses on people buying in to Valentine’s Day, raw cakes and not having a family signet ring like posh people.

It’s Monday morning and Carl muses on storm Ciara, loud bottle recycling and parent admin.