So.....there is a guy with two penises, this is real....check it out HERE. Also check out his AMA on Reddit. Before I discovered this world wonder, I talk about hymens regenerating, how rectangles are ruining my life, the cost of celebrity sperm and the perks of being tall. I woke up this morning feeling like one penis isn't enough, I felt an emptiness that I never knew existed. So beware before clicking the link.