A little lottery talk cause I don’t know how to start podcasts most of the time. How would you go out if it was your last day? Let’s stop being chicken little and be more chicken actual when it comes to possible disasters. I feel like your Spotify wrapped or Apple replay should be a form of identification.

Puff Daddy is a modern day Jekyll and Me. Hyde. All I ever want to do with the rest of my life is bits. And I have the perfect movie that explains that. Not a scammer I just crush a lot. The studio green lit another mouse movie. And finally I will donate as long as I don’t have to look at anybody in the eyes!

Will thanksgiving or Black Friday even exist in 10 years or will it be 2 long months of Christmas? I have a story in which I star in a late 90s movie about a pest of a mouse and me! How we have our differences but in the end only one of us ends up dying. Finally, the one the only my music for the year on Apple Music (not Spotify) but my podcast wrapped (with Spotify)!

Happy thanksgiving from the cyni opp himself! Maybe I was wrong about the rock for president. Remembering my grandmother. And I discover I had ADHD and now I’m seeing HD! We learn in real time how bull shit articles are!

Finally getting over this month of sickness. The pod is all over the place but what’s new! Some how I have the utmost respect for the one the only Carson Daly. Battle of the sexes will never end. Especially if one is allowed to grab your genitals in public. Some show reviews to close out this glorious podcast!

As per usual I banter of the unimportant but you’re here so it’s not all bad! Creed has a comeback while dvds are gone forever! I’ve got a question on some restaurant etiquette. The marvels receive the most hate of any marvel movie. Why?

I step up my percentage of this podcast by making this a 3/8s blink podcast. I’m sure that’s the wrong measurement but follow me! R.I.P to one of the funniest guys in the 90s Matthew Perry. I can’t dress up for Halloween but people definitely don’t need 3 costumes. Would people accept dick print pants?

Old dad’s movie review! Never do it this early in the pod but why not! When we were young festival I’m sure had a advil and icy hot booth. Bananas going extinct could crumble the crime family that is Jamba Juice!

Last week was rough and you’ll find out why. Bigfoot footage was decent but I’m still not 100% convinced! SNL came back which is great right? I don’t know but let’s see a little bit more effort in the strip club!

What I’ve learned turning 34 which isn’t much but it’s something. Emergency alert goes off during podcast! What are they planning?! Tupacs murderer caught? Yeah right! Finally, I become a doctor with a self diagnosis!