A Cynical Optimist

Are you not entertained?! I do this podcast for you! The few listeners! Are you worth it?! Yes you are! Now go off and Enjoy the podcast you fool!

We are two for two on the intros! Lets keep this going! Also, first night of the finals and im doing this still in the first! I should be focused on the game!

First episode with an actual made intro song! We have come along way! Hopefully I can stay on this shit and be consistent with it if not ill reuse...you know to save the planet and such! Enjoy the Ep!

Im watching foods that failed in the 2000s and dude they definitely were feeding us poison! Beyond the shadow of a doubt! But we always ate it! Anyways enjoy the eppy and yada yada yada...

Its late but what else is new! its free! Selling out would be tight but until then we do what we can! Enjoy the ep just like every possible instagram update to keep you on the app!

Late drop today! I was at a rodeo late and I know what youre thinking but the bull is okay. Enjoy the ep and not much to say but they released more uap footage and it looks insane! go look it up fool!

Dont hold this against me but I think Ive used the name of this episode once before...shhhh! Pretend like I didnt! Also, This episode might be a little messed up but again we are doing this grass roots hopefully not much longer!

Im being a good boy and getting ahead of releasing the pod for you animals! Your boy is back! I dont know for how long but lets make this count! Enjoy the pod!

The title seems sus but just know you will agree with me when you listen to the episode. "They called me a mad man, until they saw the price of doritos." Is what my quote will be in the history books! Flavored triangles aside, enjoy the ep and do some good foo!

Dude I need to stop falling for these ads for products I dont need! I dont have enough cardboard to where I would need a cardboard cutter wheel thing! I could of used that during the eating an entire little Cesar's pizza era!