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A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss.

Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can’t fix!

This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also not being such a whiner.

However, after only a few days into the trip, the plan falls apart. Without food, and having a few days to hike back to the car, they must rely on nature itself to survive.

What is the deal with this family anyways? How will they survive out here in the wilds? Why does Dennis hate children? Is there another musical fruit other than beans? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

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Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠