Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The holidays aren’t quite over just yet…and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays.

In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin stalking them for weeks, getting closer and closer each day.

If the family doesn’t leave, they’ll soon come face to face with this anomalous monstrosity. One of two outcomes is possible. What will happen to this family?

What is this anomaly? How does it work? Who is this family? Will they find a way to survive? How much emotional damage will eating horrible food and listening to your parents try to make another you while you’re locked in the basement cause? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year?

There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog.

If you ever find yourself in their company, be sure to match their cheer, and you better brush up on all your Christmas carol lyrics. Or else.

What’s the deal with this little community? What exactly is anomalous about them? Is there any way to stop their cheerfulness? What happens if you aren’t cheerful? How many Christmas carols can you convert into hog cranking songs? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Canada has immense areas of beautifully dense forest. A malfunctioning plane finds itself crashing into the heart of one such forest. In an unlikely turn of luck, there are some survivors!

In the search for rescue, they discover a strange red pond. The water looks like…blood. 

When they are finally rescued, their rescuers make sure the survivors don’t remember anything about their encounter, and they also lock down the pool of strange water as a new Foundation facility.

Upon experimenting, they learn quickly that the pond is not to be trifled with. Lurking in its depths there are horrors waiting to be released.

How did the passengers survive the crash? What is this red pool? What is inside of it? What’s lurking beneath the surface? Who has control of War Monkey? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

No one likes going to the dentist. Even the nicest dentist involves putting a bunch of hooks, picks, and what not into your mouth. Good intentions or not, it’s not a pleasant time.

A mysterious 24/7 dental office opens up and a few individuals find out just how bad the dentist office can possibly be. Something is very off with this office (aside from being open 24/7). The receptionist REALLY wants to see your teeth, and is always wearing a mask. The orderlies are HUGE and are also masked. They also don’t seem to know where the novacaine goes.

The doctor who you’ll be meeting eventually…well…he’s got some rather strange ideas as far as what kind of teeth ought to go in your mouth.

Who are the unfortunate souls to find this dentist office? What are its anomalous properties? Can this dentist office be stopped? Why are the players obsessed with the cranking of hogs? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A road construction crew accidentally unearths a hidden cave. This seems to be happening an awful lot this season. Local undercover agents discover strange readings coming from the cave and immediately contact the Foundation leadership.

Leadership, in its infinite wisdom, decide to send 3 sub-contractors into this cave to investigate. Who are these investigators? Military? Archeologists? Seasoned explorers? Of course not. They’re a bunch of hobos from some random subway that Dr. Franklinstein knows.

Upon entering into the cave, it is quickly apparent that these individuals are out of their depth. The cave is a doorway to another dimension. One that looks like theirs in almost every way except for one important detail. Everything is dead.

Who are these “experts”? What sort of equipment will they take on this important mission? Is EVERYTHING dead in this other world? What caused this catastrophe? Why are people huffing gasoline? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance.

Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some sort of entity. But as the story goes a long, something seems off.

Delving deeper, they find a lost treasure. A lamp! A desk lamp to be precise.

How was a desk lamp residing in an ancient civilization? Who resides in the lamp? Does it grant wishes? What sort of camel sacrificial magic is used to locate hidden tombs? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss.

Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can’t fix!

This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also not being such a whiner.

However, after only a few days into the trip, the plan falls apart. Without food, and having a few days to hike back to the car, they must rely on nature itself to survive.

What is the deal with this family anyways? How will they survive out here in the wilds? Why does Dennis hate children? Is there another musical fruit other than beans? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The Russians have contacted the SCP Foundation again. Since joining the Foundation, they certainly need a lot of help. Especially since Stalin died. But, when he died, certain secrets came to life.

One particularly well kept secret was that Stalin had recovered a certain dictator’s body in Germany. Not only did he recover it, but he used occult resources and magic in efforts to bring him back to life, so he could cause him pain.

However, he was a little too successful and brought back a now unkillable individual, but with a heightened sense of pain. This was very cathartic for him.

But, the dictator’s former comrades came to rescue him, and now he’s on the loose. It is the job of the SCP Foundation to quickly find and apprehend this individual and determine if there is a way to kill him.

Who is this mysterious dictator? Where was he taken? Can they get him back? How will the Foundation deal with this ongoing threat? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they’re all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave.

Upon arriving in this sleepy little town, they make themselves known. Not for any good reason. But quickly realize there is some truth to the stories. Upon investigating further, they find things are a little more complicated than they first imagined.

What are these walking corpses? What’s behind this strange occurrence? Who are these strange field agents that the SCP Foundation has employed? When is it ok to defecate on the floor? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It’s Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results. 

Their best bet is to send in a team to see what’s going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly. If the country has been invaded, then we need to find out without alerting the enemy. If it’s some sort of disease, then we want to make sure we keep the casualties as low as possible.

What happened to this small town? Why is no one answering? Is it an invasion? A disease? What the heck are mazer beams? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠