A Freak Accident

- We wish a tornado took Kara

- The grossest new dating trend

- Gen Z declares war on an emoji

- A robot vacuum ended a relationship

- Nostalgic websites that you used to spend way too much time on

- Crisco's bad deal; Lazy E "DiD a ThInG"

- The "Four Horsemen" of bad behaviors can predict whether a couple will break up

- Insults so clever you don't realize you've been roasted

- A mom finds her kid's workbook riddled with A.I. errors

- Onscreen lovers who actually hated each other

- New setup and bad fortunes

- News Update: Hayden Panettiere died; Suge Knight tells a story that heightens the legend of Tupac; Tom Holland made a ton of money from "Spider-Man: Brand New Day;" Philadelphia is getting a museum dedicated to the city's reputation

- The craziest things ever found in the ocean

- Mercedes cars are causing problems for people when the interior gets hot

- Gas receipts; Crisco Jr.'s 1st birthday; Kara is aunt again; Mikki's dating applicant

- Things that have become socially acceptable in just the last decade

- Is the airport liquid rule "security theater?"

- Have you ever had a luxury letdown?

- Mikki's love life; Kara is going on vacation...again

- News Update: Movie-goers evacuate "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" for a hilarious reason; New trend is causing the price of baby formula to go up; Zac Brown gifted everyone at his concert; Police are dressing up as sasquatches to catch distracted drivers; There's a new shirt that you can wear for a month without washing

- Some Boomer advice that's incredibly unhelpful

- If you drive the speed limit, you could be saving the planet

- Which would you pick: $50,000 instantly, or flip a coin for a 50% chance at $1 million?

- A Freak Accident LIVE at Best Cigar Pub in Drums, PA

- A man got stuck in a porta-potty for the dumbest reason

- "The Dating Game with Mikki"

- What's something you're very good at but you don't talk about because people wouldn't believe you?

- "Finish the Lyric - Party Edition"

- NYC is poop

- Very realistic new toy doll

- Girl "flexes" that instantly make them attractive

- William Shatner's crazy rider for his metal gig at Riot Fest

- What band or artist do you only love one song from?

- Gamblers are weirdos

- Biggest first date mistakes

- Sucking in your stomach is bad for you

- "Rich people things" that aren't actually expensive?

- Would you pay $12 for this cup of water?

- Mikki is in demand

- How kids develop "language biases"

- Stupid Criminal: Instant criminal karma

- Rules that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders must follow

- Real British expressions that sound totally fake

- Lazy E almost got run off the road

- Proposed diaper substitute is gross

- Seven things you should never grill

- If you use a loofah in the shower, you might want to stop

- What bonus would you choose: 10% Happier, 20% Luckier, 50% Higher Pay, or 60% More Athletic?