Joe and Tom ponder who pays the two trillion dollars, wonder whether to pay their rent, and disagree about Rachel Maddow. Then Tom gets his licks in against the Chinese Communist Party. It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom recorded this episode before the world turned upside down. So let's all distract ourselves with tales of dark web hitmen! It's a great listening experience. (Stay safe everybody.)

Joe and Tom went live on Instagram last night to discuss this slight viral unpleasantness. Missed it? Never fear! This is the audio. It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom hunker down in Mr. Zimmerman's Queens apartment, just like the old days. They call the great virologist and patriot Dr. Raj Sivaraman for an update on... the event. It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom huddle in terror at the coronavirus, but still find time to discuss oily fights with Russia, and have a big, beautiful disagreement about plastic bags.  It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom welcome titanic comedian and storyteller Jeff Simmermon. They chop it up about Coronavirus, sick testicles, divorce, and serve a heaping helping of "Relationship Advice from a Hot Single Bachelor and a Homely Married Father". It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom discuss moving in too early, Cuban law-breaking, and weddings as an emotional trigger. It's a great listening experience. 

Joe and Tom discuss the Enlightenment (they're broadly in favor), a Claritin audition, screaming matches with ice cream vendors, and the mystifying magic of The Bachelor. It's a great listening experience. 

Word of the Day. Riddle. Romance. Greatest plant of all time. Acupuncture. Pre-school follow-up. Oranges. Ryan Kailbourne. This. Episode. Has. Everything. It's a great listening experience.

We made history today. Joe FaceTimes into his own show for searing hot takes about blind Bosnian salamanders and elk meat. Tom is sanguine about coronavirus and wants to buy an Oculus. It's a great listening experience.