A Guide to Poor Parenting

Join Jason and Jennifer as we lament about stinky children, who are apparently nose blind to their stank.  Listen as we discuss being the stinky kid in school, why boys and girls are equally gross, and why puberty is a stinky hell scape.  Come have even more Costco wine from the advent calendar and Tate’s Bake Shop- Mint Chocolate Chip Cookies and help us figure out why children are so disgusting.

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Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss the infuriating fight that lasts till their out of house, Chores.  Listen as we talk about what chores look like and don’t look like in our houses, why one of us is definitely a better housekeeper than the other, and how sometimes you just want to do it yourself because the kids do such a crap job.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some more Pretzel Crisps (I’m running out of ideas here, please help) as we figure out how to make our kids clean up their nasty rooms.

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Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with a good friend of theirs, EJ.  Listen as we delve into the wonderland that is NOT having kids, and how wonderful it is to just be the fun gay Uncle.  Come have an Old Fashioned and some mixed nuts as you listen these mixed nuts try to figure why the hell we decided to become parents

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Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss how we deal with children stealing, and when it’s not appropriate to kill them.  Listen as we discuss our own kids f**k-ups, our own mis-deeds, and why even though murder seems appropriate, sometimes you just gotta let go and let God, slap the sh!t out of them.  Is anyone else sick of the Costco Advent wine, I know we are, well come have some anyway with us and some Ferrero Rocher as we try to figure out what is going through these kids’ damn minds.

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Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about the inevitable fate of all children, fighting.  Listen as we try to figure out why kids fight, how we’ve failed to stop it and the crappy choices we’ve made when it comes to our own kids fighting.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some Reese’s Easter Eggs and try to figure out how to profit from our kid’s fighting, either with us or with their peers.

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Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with Jason’s mom Ruth.  Learn about how Jason became the sick and depraved individual he is now, and the joys of grandparenthood.  Come have some margarita’s with us as we snack on salsa and chips and discover the importance of never using an outhouse in your Easter best.

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Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about how much we hate doing homework with our kids.  Listen as we try to understand why it so much easier to help someone else’s kids with their homework than your own, and try to figure out how teachers do it on the daily when we want to punch holes through walls after 15 minutes.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some caramel and chocolate Pretzel Crisps as we figure out how were going to do this for the next 6 to 9 years.

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Join Jennifer and Jason as we unleash our frustration with children pouting.  Listen as we plot the demise of our kids if they have one more tantrum. Learn how not to react like we do when an 8 year old starts muttering under their breath, and come have some more Costco wine and Biscoff Cookies as we try to find better ways of handling pouting….and fail.

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Join Jennifer, Jason and their good friend Pete as we discuss gay parenting, parenting a trans child, and serving an itsy-bitsy jail sentence.  Enjoy some red wine from Trader Joe’s and a little gouda, while Pete tells his incredible parenting story.

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Join Jennifer and Jason as we talk about the dreaded topic of bullying.  Listen as we drink our woes away when dealing with our kid’s bullies, and try to convince ourselves that our own kids are the problematic bullies. Come have some more Costco wine and even more Girl Scout Cookies as we try to figure out if WE are our kid’s bullies.

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