A Hoe & A Housewife

A Hoe & A Housewife

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A Hoe & A Housewife episodes

  • Come On Barbie: Discussing Relationships, Sexuality, and the Female Experience

    Ever wished you were a fly on the wall during a candid chat between friends? Well, strap in as Natalie keeps things real with Lex on a range of topics on their latest episode of "A Hoe and A Housewife." They peel back the layers on the complexities of relationships, from surprise visits and best friends to navigating breakups and respecting "grace periods." Are we as humans too quick to move on, or is there something to be said for the emotional connections that predate formal commitments?

    Our conversation takes a dive into the deep end as we explore oral sex, gender stereotypes, circumcision, and the importance of mutual understanding and respect in sexual encounters. Get ready to challenge your perceptions on gender roles and the power dynamics that play out in the bedroom. On a lighter note, they are also talking about the surprising success of the Barbie movie and what it means for the industry and viewers alike.

    Finally, we reflect on embracing change, expressing gratitude, overcoming fear, destiny, and the importance of taking risks. Tune in, laugh with us, learn a thing or two, and let's shake up the status quo together.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Between Exciting Career Moves, The Johnny Football Controversy, and Cringe-worthy Party Tales

    Just when you thought career decisions were tough, Lex drops in with her recent job-selection journey that had her juggling between two exciting offers. Sharing her experience with trusting her gut and following her intuition. 

    Ever experienced the terror of a hangover anxiety, "hangxiety"? Nat's wild night at Buffalo Chip comes with a tale that will make you rethink that extra shot. From raw-dog tequila moments to IV drip friendships, we navigate the stormy seas of partying aftermath, and the myth of needing to be intoxicated in order to have fun.

    Lastly, brace yourself as we unravel the rollercoaster ride of Johnny Manziel's rise and fall. His story underscores the significance of finding balance and self-respect amidst fame and fortune. Taking a turn to the quirky side, we dive into the girls encounter with their new rose toys and the dreams it spun. From funny anecdotes to awkward conversations, we leave no stone unturned. So buckle up, and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and learning.

    52 min
  • Sizzling Conversations: What are you so mad about?

    Are you feeling the heat? In this latest episode, the girls don't shy away from the scorching realities of what life is like in South Texas and Arizona. As they navigate through their professional lives in these furnace-like conditions, you'll hear how Lex, a waitress, and Natalie, a time-zone juggling professional, cope with the high temperatures and how it influences their daily routines. Also, they attempt to settle a debate – summer or winter, which season gets their vote?

    As the temperature soars, Nat and Lex also heat up the conversation around Tyler Childers and his latest music video "In Your Love", which has sparked controversy for its portrayal of a gay couple. They lay out their thoughts on the backlash and underline the importance of embracing diversity and spreading love. They touch upon the importance of boundaries in political debates with friends and family. Listen closely as your podcasts hosts discuss how to foster respect and a safe environment while dealing with differing views. 

    But wait, there's more! This hoe and housewife also dive into the intriguing concept of extraterrestrial life and the hilarious meme of the woman on the Dallas flight who claimed aliens are here. A rollercoaster ride of thought-provoking conversation awaits you, so put on your headphones and join them!

    47 min
  • Cheers To One Year and The Girls Coming Out of Hiding

    HEY HEY! The gals are back in action and celebrating one year of the podcast. They pushed pause on their recording schedule due to some technical hiccups and found themselves in a whirlpool of revelations. From navigating Natalie's jobless phase to sharing unabashed accounts of their past jobs, this episode is a refreshing take on life's ups and downs.

    Ever thought about living in a mansion with friends after retirement? Or wrestling with the onset of grey hairs? As they march towards our 30s and beyond, they embrace these realities with laughter, sharing stories of reality TV shows and contemplating, dare we say, a 'vagina lift' at 70.

    Buckle up, hoes, for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and experiences that's guaranteed to make you laugh, ponder, and everything in between. Promise, this is not your typical podcast episode!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Queen Miley, Fuck Boys, and True Love

    Flowers is on REPEAT, and the girls are breaking down the difference between fuck boys and finding your true love. Lex is figuring out her social life without a social life, and Natalie is getting ready to move into her new Phoenix apartment.

    55 min
  • Shady Ex-Boyfriends, Anal Play, and Semen Retention

    Exes come and go, but do they truly ever STAY GONE? Lex is spilling the tea on shady exes, and Nat is giving you the inside scoop on her full production to sending the ultimate hot girl nudes. Lastly, what are the benefits of celibacy and semen retention...we don't know but Kevin Gates has all the information. Enjoy hoes! 

    52 min
  • Lessons from 2022: Peaks, Pits, and Psychedelics

    Hello 2023! It is the first Monday of the NEW YEAR and the girls are back in action after a 2.5 month hiatus. Q4 was truly one of the hardest seasons of life for Lex and Nat but they are openly sharing what they have been up to and where they are headed as we all move into a new year. From grieving infertility, aging parents, therapy, and healing inner childhood trauma...IT HAS BEEN A BEAUTIFUL ROLLER COASTER to finish off 2022. 

    55 min
  • Leaked Sex Tapes, Post-period blues, and Child Birth

    Is Mercury in retrograde or is it just our sassy-ass attitude? Lol. Lex is having a sad girl week and Nat is picking up where she left off in her fertility journey with Rob. They share the leaked congressman sex tape and wonder how to outlive men. All in this week's episode! Enjoy hoes!

    40 min

About A Hoe & A Housewife

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Buckle up, as childhood best friends Natalie and Lex take you along the journey of two millennial women who are in completely different phases of life. Lex is newly single while Natalie has been in a…