A Hot Mess

2024 is starting off with a slow burn. We are rolling into the year at a very steady pace. We have 50+ weeks to go so we need to pace ourselves. On today's episode, we just talk about whatever comes to mind and get ready for the big 100. If you want to send us a voicemail or text about this episode or any other. Reach us at the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

3...2...1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We welcome in a new year with you all and are grateful for those who have been with us from the beginning or those who are hearing us for the first time. We canno thank you enough. On today's episode, we just have an open conversation about the year, our outlook for 2024 and then we go off the rails again talking movies, actors and remedies on how to stop your period for 24 hours. Yeah, that happened. If you want to wish us and the rest of the listeners a happy new year, send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or an anonymous message going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. All of your gifts are in the mail. On today's episode, we talk a little about single mothers, Christmas trivia, we go off the rails(as usual) and more Christmas trivia

One week away from Christmas and I still haven't gotten myself a present. I am WAY behind on treating me. On today's episode, Monica barely made it. The whole house(even the toad) is like an infectious diseases ward at a hospital. Even the imaginary friends are sick. We also talk about the hypocrisy of parents when it comes to how they acted as children, how bartenders "finesse" drinks to increase their tips, strip club stories, people getting catfished, and much more. If you would like to comment on this episode or suggest a topic for a future episode, you can send us a voicemail or text to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or go to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link to send us a message anonymously.

As one of the last Monday's of 2023 rolls around, we all need to remember to be thankful that we still have Travis/Taylor in our lives. On today's episode, we...oh who am I kidding, no one reads this. Y'all just wanna get straight to the funny. If you DO read this and want to yell at me for not filling this in, tell me so via text or voicemail at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message via the link at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

The duo returns in all of our glory. If you called being a hot mess glory... Happy Monday and welcome to another episode. Today we discuss why Monica could not record last week, Ernesto's near battle with creep and what we think of what has been going on with comedian(?) Matt Rife. If you have any comments on today's episode or suggestions on what you would like for us to talk about in a future episode, reach out to us by sending us a voicemail or test to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Happy Cyber Monday. Where you get half off today's episode. Not intentionally because Monica needed some time to get better. So this episode is an episode where Ernesto has a conversation with a previous guest and friend of the podcast Hannah who has her own podcast Can I Have Your Number? which we highly recommend. We get into the nuances of our situations with our divorces and how we have been able to navigate single life and dating post-marriage. If you have any comments on this episode or any other or any suggestions for future episodes, you can send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6911 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Monday, where have you been??? It's been so long since we last saw you. Around 6 days ago, to be exact. On today's episode, We have a potpourri of topics from what happened this weekend, why we can't sleep, our pet adventures, bath water for sale, the pain tolerance between women and men, no virgo babies, internet problems, the many adventures of Taylor and Travis, Will Smith rumors and weaponizing their identity/race/sexual preference. If you would like to comment on this or any episode you can send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click the anonymous link.

Happy Monday. On today's episode, Monica literally phone's it in. We talk about our technical difficulties, the rarified air we are breathing as having a long running podcast, Ernesto's upcoming project, trolling football fans and much more. If you would like to comment on anything we discussed today or would like us to talk about something on a podcast, you can reach out to us via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message via the link at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

Happy Monday. Hope every else is a MANAGEABLE Hot Mess today and for the week to come. On today's episode we discuss a series of unfortunate events in the adventures of a flat tire. We talk Disney World and much more about what has been going on in our world. If you would like to comment about this episode or want us to discuss a topic, send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or reach out anonymously at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link.