Siren! Pirate Ship! Captain Avery! Dave and Matt land on a becalmed The Fancy in 1699 . What will they make of an anaesthetic song, a boy hiding in a barrel and an out of sorts Doctor?

Trip of a lifetime! Rose Tyler! London Eye! Dave and Jack land in 2005 and witness the return of a television legend. What will they make of Russell T Davies new vision, plastic Mickey and Christopher Eccleston's modern Doctor?

Movellans! Suicide squad! Logic Impasse! Dave and Jason land on Skaro where the Daleks are looking for someone. What will they make of a new Davros, bunker geography and THAT regeneration?

A change to the scheduled programme - I'm investigating a murder and some gruesome ritual site for P.R.O.B.E and have to do a commentary on arguably it's most famous case. What will I think?

Tricey! Brian! Nefertiti! Dave and Alex land with a gang on an unmanned spaceship full of prehistoric creatures. What will they make of stereotyped actors, Chibnall tropes and Brian's balls?

Dark Eyes! Ohila! Cass! Dave and Melvin look at Paul McGann's era on audio before plunging to Karn to witness The Doctor turn into a warrior. What will they make of Liv Chenka, the divergent universe and flavoured elixir?

Jamie! Culloden! Slave trade! Dave and Dan land in Scotland, 1746 after the battle. What will they make of bitchy Polly, a number of catchphrases and a character who just seems to go arrghh?

Frog! Ribbons! Rubbish dad! Dave and Pete arrive in a Norwegian fjord where a young girl is hiding in her dad’s cottage. What will they make of Bradley Walsh’ emotional acting, Pete as a moth man and the alternatives for ‘your

Doomsday weapon! IMC! Adjudicator! Dave and Cliff are taken by