John Smith! Remembrance! Scarecrows! Dave and Mark land in 1913 to hide from a family. What will they make of Smith's handwriting, brilliant Freema and that bloody balloon?

Giant snake! Dark places of the inside! Wise woman! Dave, Dan & Mark land on Deva Loka and encounter some wind chimes. What will they make of a healing box, Aris' dentures and a frustrated 5th Doctor?

Lazarus! The Jones'! Lady Thaw! Dave and Luke attend the demonstration of a rejuvenating machine. What will they make of the comic book style, Gatiss' crack and the marvellous CGI creation?

The Watcher! Pharos Project! Cloister Bell! Dave and Si land on the bypass to measure a Police Box. What will they make of Tegan's immovable hat, magic science and Tom Baker's final curtain?

Older Amy! Handbots! Two streams! Dave and Mark land on Apalapucia during quarantine. What will they make of old age makeup, a facility with no signs and Rory's impossible dilemma?

Madame de Pompadour! Clockwork droids! Time Windows! Dave and Frazer land on a stalking 51st century spaceship. What will they make of The Doctor falling for Reinette, a beautiful score and separating art from an artist?

Plunger! Klade! Dave crash lands on Skaro where Davros is needing a name for his new design. What will he make of the new look Davros and continuity errors?

A change to the scheduled programme - I'm locked in the Torchwood hub with a pterodactyl and some pizza and have to do a commentary on the first episode of the 'adult spin off'. What will I think?

Mannequins! Dandy Doctor! Madame Tussauds! Dave and Hannah land with a new Doctor and some meteorites. What will they make of a popular hospital, ballsy Mrs Seeley and corking cliffhangers?