Older Amy! Handbots! Two streams! Dave and Mark land on Apalapucia during quarantine. What will they make of old age makeup, a facility with no signs and Rory's impossible dilemma?

Madame de Pompadour! Clockwork droids! Time Windows! Dave and Frazer land on a stalking 51st century spaceship. What will they make of The Doctor falling for Reinette, a beautiful score and separating art from an artist?

Plunger! Klade! Dave crash lands on Skaro where Davros is needing a name for his new design. What will he make of the new look Davros and continuity errors?

A change to the scheduled programme - I'm locked in the Torchwood hub with a pterodactyl and some pizza and have to do a commentary on the first episode of the 'adult spin off'. What will I think?

Mannequins! Dandy Doctor! Madame Tussauds! Dave and Hannah land with a new Doctor and some meteorites. What will they make of a popular hospital, ballsy Mrs Seeley and corking cliffhangers?

Time Zombies! Van Baalan! Big friendly button! Dave and Ryan are trapped in an exploding TARDIS. What will they make of the android twist, the unlikely girl and a brain turning to clay time problem?

Paul Darrow! Borad! HG Wells! Dave and Dan travel up a Kontron tunnel to Karfel. What will they make of the script editor, entertaining acting styles and The Doctor body shaming?

The Wire! Queens coronation! Blank faces! Dave and Andrew land in 1953 where people are being taken by their TV's. What will they make of Gatiss writing for the Rani, the morality of 1953 told in 2006, and what is on the Doctor's tape?

Eldrad must live! Fossil hand! Andy Pandy! Dave and John land in a quarry and are entombed. What will they make of Judith Paris' impact, nuclear reactor protocols and a poignant departure?

Pond life! Cubes! Shakri! Dave and Luke live a year through the slow invasion. What will they make of another Stewart in UNIT, the death of a modern companion and the fractured ending?