A Muggle’s P.O.V.

We... do stuff. You know the drill by now. We have some bloopers for you, ya!!!! So... ummm... I guess laugh your head off? Have fun laughing so hard you cry (hopefully🤞)!!!! See ya!!! (Sooooon)

In this episode we will talk about the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Pearl's opinion)/the second best house (in Opal's opinion)!!!!! We talk about the traits of this wonderful house, along with the fact that the movies are LYING about the Ravenclaw colors!!! THEY ARE BLUE AND BRONZE PEOPLE, BLUE AND BRONZE!!!!!!!! NOT BLUE AND SILVER, SILVER IS ALREADY TAKEN!!!!! Along with the fact that the emblem for the house is and EAGLE not a RAVEN!!! It's not Rowena Ravenclaw's fault that her name is Ravenclaw, her favorite animal is an EAGLE!!!! You're probably wondering, but doesn't it just make it easier to have it be a raven? Well, it doesn't for people who want to represent our house and can't find any merch that has the right colors or the right emblem. Anyways, I've been rambling for a while and need to get this episode published, so see you sooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!! Hahahaha Opal, I got you!!!! 🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅🧡💙🦅

In this episode we will talk about Hufflepuff, the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Opal's opinion)/the second best house ever (in Pearl's opinion)!!!! We also make an Alternate Universe (AU) fanfic about Cedric Diggory not dying!!! Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤

In this very funny episode, we will say what we would change in the Harry Potter series and why. We also talk about the twenty three people Harry's killed and how he is a criminal!!! Happy Winter/Happy Solstice/Happy Chanukah/Happy Kwanzaa(sorry if I spelled it wrong)/Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate/Merry Christmas!!!!! WHEW!! That was a lot!! Anyway, hope you have an amazing winter!!!💙🕎🎄✨❄️☃️🌨️🦡🐍🦅🦁🪄

Merry Christmas!! Since it is the most wonderful time of the year, we decided to kill our voices singing Harry and the Potters Christmas carols!!! We also do a fun game in the end, but I won't spoil that for you!! It's very hilarious, so prepare to lose your breath!!! 🥹🤣 Thank you for listening and Happy Holidays!!! 🕎🎄♥️💚💙🐍🦡🦅🦁🪄🧑🏻‍🎄🤶🏼

In this episode we have some amazing surprise news!!! Listen to the episode to find out what it is!!!!! Also, we talk about the 20th Anniversary Return to Hogwarts movie, which is a behind the scenes documentary about the making of Harry Potter (its really good go watch it). There are many surprising, funny, and sweet elements to it and we both loved it!!!! Thank you all for listening to our podcast and giving us 350 plays!!! You are AMAZING!!!!!!!

In this episode, we take a bunch of Harry Potter quiz's. Though it eventually works, we had many technical difficulties and have to count to ten A LOT. We are so sorry for the inefficiency. Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode we say we will read you knock knock jokes, but actually we just read some more jokes. After we do that for about six minutes, we talk about how Harry Potter has become a cliche, and what movie we're going to watch at a Harry Potter birthday sleepover we're having this weekend (hopefully #5!!!). Then we talk about our strange ideas about the fifth movie, including that Lucious is a therapist, Bellatrix is an airlicker, and Snape is secretly casting Sectumsempra (before we know it exists) to make everyone's faces red, and hair look really bad!! We hope you enjoy this scatterbrained and funny episode!!!!

In this episode we will tell you some funny (and not so funny) Harry Potter jokes!!!!! We hope you enjoy!!!! BYE!!!!!!! ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ some of these jokes are THE MOST CRINGE THINGS YOU WILL EVER HEAR so if you ABSOLUTELY HATE those kind of jokes, please please please do not listen for we don’t anyone to stop listening to our podcast because of one episode. Thank you all so much!!!!

In this episode, we will follow instructions from the Book Of Wizard Craft (credit to the Wizard for writing it, without this amazing book this episode would never have happened) to read each others futures!! It is a very fun episode and we encourage you to follow our instructions and do it with a friend!!!! Listen on for more about our futures!!!! Also, we now have a poll on the last episode so please respond!!!! THANK YOU!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!