Chapters 42-26 of Crown of Midnight

While Celaena and Dorian explore the lost catacombs beneath the library, Carissa and Shay debate the anatomy of magical door knockers, the improbability of Celaena’s crazy good memory, and debate whether or not magical door knockers can be considered “beings” as opposed to sentient objects.

Celaena confronts and fights the fearsome witch Baba Yellowlegs. Who will come out on top?

Celaena reacts to Nehemia's death by killing her assassin (did you expect anything else from her?) She also discovers more clues related to the mysteries surrounding the rebels and Queen Elena.

Chapters 24-29 of Crown of Midnight

Dorian seeks answers from the mysterious Baba Yellowlegs at the castle's carnival (who TOTALLY has a Russian accent), Celaena and Nehemia have a fight, and then- spoiler alert- bad things happen.

Want to know what those bad things are? Hah, we can't tell you! You'll have to listen to the episode.

Chapters 20-23 of Crown of Midnight

It's Chaol's birthday! Dorian gifts him a priceless Asterion horse, but Celaena's gift of a dinner on a roof is... better, somehow?

Also, Celaena and Chaol go on their first date, have their first kiss, and have their first... other things... all in the same day!

Catch up on the drama with Carissa and Shay.

Chapters 16-19 of Crown of Midnight

Nehemia pressures Celaena to use her position as the King's Champion to help the people of Adarlan. Dorian discovers he has magical powers, and Celaena meets the mysterious (and jaundiced) Baba Yellowlegs.

Chapters 11-15 of Crown of Midnight

Celaena and Chaol continue to longingly gaze at one another without actually making a move. Celaena investigates the palace library, which is, SOMEHOW, 9 miles long in just one direction.

Chapters 6-10 of Crown of Midnight

Celaena investigates Archer Finn, her next assassination target as King's Champion, to determine if he is in fact a part of an alleged rebel movement against the King of Adarlan. Meanwhile, Dorian and Chaol exchange jealous barbs.

Join Carissa and Shay as they read Chapters 1-5 of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas.

Celaena has just begun her new job as the King's Champion, and girl already needs to be put on a PIP because, shocker, she's not ACTUALLY assassinating any of the people the King sends her to kill. We're not sure what's a bigger surprise- that Celaena isn't following orders, or that she's embroiled in more Chaol/Dorian drama.

Carissa and Shay share their true and honest thoughts about Throne of Glass. Superlatives are awarded, ships are discussed, and predictions are made about the rest of the series.