Turn off the lights, we’re listening to “Downtown Battle Mountain” by Dance Gavin Dance. Maybe you threw this album away the second you met it. Or maybe you don’t know why you fight for it this way. Is how we feel about it plaguing your brain? We’re dressed in time to sip the wine, so cover your head; it’s nice of you to stay a few and listen!

recorded March 7th, 2019

If I recall correctly, it was the middle of my episode description, and today we’re talking about “The Papercut Chronicles” by Gym Class Heroes. Trading in hollow words for jelly-filled verbs, five pound pronounces and predicates, Fueled By Ramen’s first foray into hip-hop had everyone in 2005 feeling like they were stuck with a hand full of band-aids. You know you’re young, but maybe you feel like if you had to choose it or the sun, you’d be one nocturnal son of a gun. Or maybe this little chemical romance left a bad taste in your mouth. Let’s take cutie for a ride in our deathcab, and we’ll figure out how we feel about it before we drop her off at the meth lab.

special guest: Jac Walsh (@trulyblessed69)

recorded March 1st, 2019

Seek me! Call me! And when you’re done shattering the bonds that tie us, we’ll be waiting to talk all about “The End Of Heartache” by Killswitch Engage. Maybe you mourn for those who never knew that this album was made for comfort, for solace. Or maybe this album is so bad that you’ll want to bid it farewell and sever the ties. Break free, this is your time to listen!

special guest: James Brady (@jamesbradyguitar)

recorded February 26th, 2019

Hey dad, look at this! Today we’re talking about “No Pads, No Helmets… Just Balls” by Simple Plan, released in 2002 (when I was just a kid). Maybe you’d do anything to hold it in your arms. Or maybe you’re sorry that it can’t be perfect, and listening to it just makes you feel like you’re living the worst day over and over again. Let’s check it out together to see if we’re all still addic- still addicted to it.

special guests:  Mckenzie Shelby (@kenzjillian) & Zoe Warshaw (@zowarshaw)

recorded February 22nd, 2019

Do you remember this? Today we’ll be rolling tape and decoding the moans on “...Burn, Piano Island, Burn” by The Blood Brothers. Straight from the suburbs of Seattle, this post-hardcore quintet’s major-label debut had everyone in 2003 questioning what exactly it was that bulimic rainbows vomit. Looking back now, were these guys really on to something special (little girl)? Or will it having you begging the doctor to pull the fucking plug (‘cause you can’t put the life back into this hospital ward)? We don’t need a blueprint to decide; let’s see how much shame this episode causes us.

special guest: Dylan Hanwright (@slothfella)

recorded February 20th, 2019

It’s a new day, so it’s also a new episode! Today we’re talking “The Young and the Hopeless” by Good Charlotte; this was the album that taught all the boys what girls really like (spoiler alert: it’s cars and money) Will this album having us throwing all of our hands up? Or will it keep us always complainin’, just like the rich and famous? You can stop wondering and start to hold on; it might get better than you know!

special guest: Sam Yahn (@hammalama)

recorded February 11th, 2019

Go tell all your friends that this week’s episode is all about "Take to the Skies" by Enter Shikari. In 2007, this record fell straight from the mothership and had everyone’s lives flashing before their eyes. Maybe it’s all you need to feel alive, or perhaps you think it’s not a winner (sorry!).  Whatever you decide, we’ll let you know if we think “Take to the Skies” deserves to get lost in a labyrinth.

recorded January 28th, 2019

Before you jump down my throat, I’d like to present you with something called “Sticks and Stones” by New Found Glory. Perhaps you feel this album is an all-time low (bruised and broken from our head on collision). Or maybe, just maybe you need this. But you can go on and sort that out on your own time; for now, let’s get drunk off of kisses, then you can figure out if this album is everything you wanted.

special guests: Russell Castiglione (@r_lion1440) & Austin Deyo (@afdeyo) from Cosmonaut Radio (@cosmonautradio)

recorded January 23rd, 2019

Get ready to waltz around the room with a glaze in your stare; today we’re talking “Bless The Martyr and Kiss the Child”, as performed by Norma Jean. Maybe you ain’t see it in awhile, but your love for this album simply will not die. Or maybe you think it is all done wrong (or so it appears). Either way, don’t go running away from this earth. Stick around and listen to us; it can’t be as bad as bringing a knife to a gunfight.

recorded January 18th, 2019

Let me see you put your hands up on the stereo; it’s spitting out “Rise or Die Trying” by Four Year Strong. Filled with beatdowns in the key of happy, some might think that it’s one in a million (which makes my chances about a million to one). On the other hand, some might act like they can do better than this album (but don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know). This is your last warning; our time has come and we’re going straight on ‘til we’ve made our way through all of it.

recorded January 3rd, 2019