Come hither and basque in the ethereal beauty and untold wisdom that is the paper review. Marvel at it's majesty and stand in awe at it's... something. Can't read that.

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Man walks into a bar with a paper review, barman says 'Hey, that's a hefty bunch of the national newspapers you have there, buddy'. Man says 'Yes, I am doing a paper review'

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The phone rang - it was Commissioner Gordon. They needed someone to do the paper review. I donned my mask, cape, tights and underpants and was on my way.

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What is Odesysus, what does it mean and where is it and how, exactly, do you spell it?

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and his mouth didst open, and the words did emit, an verily, the papers were reviewed.

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It was a dark and stormy night, but that didn't stop Ed Parnell rifling through the latest papers published by off-shore billioniare thought control operatives wanted people think.

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Tremble as the dulcet toned one imparts the headlines in his head without fear or favour.

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And Lo, the papers did arrive. And hark, the nice man with the great hair did read ye the pages of such. And so it was.

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and so our hero burst forth with his keen eye and did read the headlines and horror that the news papers contained. And then made up something completely different.

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More headlines read at high speed as if the reader was afraid someone would realise he's making it all up.

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