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If I sound pissed it's because I am. Employing people and treating them like drones is no way to run a business. This man could have died. Now, it could be the barista was being a dick. But either way this man owes his life to a smaller cafe competing with a larger, richer venue.

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Call the Police, Maud! They are after our sherry!

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A short intermission to the Paper Review, during which you may all visit the theatre bar.

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The Paper Review, live from Glastonbury*

*not live and not from Glastonbury

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The White House will fix errors in a much-anticipated federal government report spearheaded by U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., which decried America's food supply, pesticides and prescription drugs.

Story https://www.npr.org/2025/05/29/nx-s1-5417346/white-house-acknowledges-problems-in-rfk-jr-s-make-america-healthy-again-report

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A German cathedral chapter apologized this week for hosting a performance featuring semi-clad dancers waving plucked chickens wrapped in diapers.

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SAO PAULO (AP) — Videos featuring emotional moments with hyper-realistic baby dolls have sparked both online fascination and political debate in Brazil, with lawmakers even bringing the lifelike dolls into legislatures. Influencers have staged situations such as birth simulations and strolls in shopping malls with the hand-crafted baby figures, known as “reborn” dolls, creating videos that have gone viral.

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