The splendid coverage of the news that matters read in dulcet respectful tones by a man with custard stains on his shirt.

UPDATE ON THE STORY OF THE DAY
We did say that a mysterious man-lobster space mutant was caught stealing copies of What Bride magazine from a convenience store in Lewisham. We apologise we made the whole thing up.

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You would not believe some of the rubbish that is on offer at top floor prices at the CC Conference.

I took a shuti at some of it.

My God it's tat.

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How many spins does a black hole spin when a black spins and you see it through a lens?

Scientists have proved they spin. but why? And what use is knowing this?

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Papers for today. All manner of life is here. And Liz Truss. And a skunk.

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Rishi Sunak was visably upset at a word cloud of what people thought of him, in one word, when hearing his name. Unfortunately it was before the watershed so lacked a certain 'punch'.

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Suella Braverman's speech has angered almost everyone with it's devisive, far right overtones.

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Grant Shapps is one of many Tory Ministers having to pack out the front row of the auditorium with aides because no one wants to hear what he has to say.

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Jeremy Hunt telling volunteers that the election will happen when inflation hits 3%.

So... how does that happen?

And why doesn't he know that inflation only adds to prices, it doesn't make them come down when it decreases...

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4 tails of woe for the former President. Not much humour in here. But then the prospect of the collapse of the US and the demolition of democracy by a self-obsessed sociopath with no interest in anything but fleecing his followers and grabbing as much cash as he can is not, really, something I can fine much funny in.

Although that toupee...

Souces
https://politicalwire.com/2023/09/30/trump-loses-battle-in-his-war-on-reality/
https://2paragraphs.com/2023/09/former-u-s-attorney-names-two-trump-co-defendants-next-up-after-flip/
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/29/2196155/-The-New-York-Times-editorial-board-acknowledges-the-true-threat-of-another-Trump-term?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=main
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12578413/Donald-Trump-uses-word-motherf-r-slamming-Dems-indicting-California-GOP-convention.html

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Maths is better learned before ye snooze so it be, according to them there smart 'uns

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