Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's parents! Shit gets wild, and if yoyu want to talk about it with us on the internet hit us up on there, or email us about it! Have great week, find joy where you can, craft spells and potions for the upcoming revolt, and PLEASE Don't Propose In Public!

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Hey! Don't tell Mom but Jim and Matt are going OFF THE RAILS! This is a limited series where Jim watches The Charles Whitlock Original, Katy Keene! This is a (surprisingly good) show about some twenty-somethings, and a seventeen-year-old high school dropout chasing their dreams in the BIG APPLE! Katy wants to be a big-time fashion designer, Jorge wants to strike gold on Broadway, Pepper wants to open a high-end social club, and Josie wants to be a big-time rockstar! If all goes to plan there should be two more episodes of this thing for your ears so stick around! We are still on social media under our usual handles, and our email will be the same! Have a great week, find joy where you can, practice some martial arts to hone your body into a weapon, and PLEASE Don't Propose In Public Spaces!

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Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friends. If you are too cool for social media and just do emails, we have one of those too! Matt and his Mom will be on a cruise so we are taking a month off to do that, so you guys get to rest and recover from the 2nd hand insanity of this show! Have a great month, find joy where you can, cook a nice meal for yourself, and Don't Fuck by A ROCKET!

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Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some digging for some dirt on fancy school and she finds out that Jughead is in the stupid secret society, and Jughead got into Yale! That is it for this week! Follow us on the internet or email us if you so desire! Have a great week, find joy where you can, take up a new hobby, and Don't Fuck by a Rum distillery!

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This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a college recruiter who LOVES IT and Betty deprograms herself(?) from the farm's hypnosis with help from Charles. Oh, and it turns out Penelope was gaslighting Cheryl from inside the walls of ThistleHouse so that means that Jason gets a Viking funeral I guess. Hit us up on our Socials or our Email! We have shirts! Be Kind, find joy where you can, study the sword, and Don't Fuck by a Viking Funeral!

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Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy.

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Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni make Cheryl's aunt think that they fed her the remains of her husband, and Archie doesn't know how to pressure cook a turkey, which ends up saving many people's lives. Hit us up on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and Instagram(riverdale_runs) or our email if you feel so inclined([email protected]). Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Secret Society!

This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin confronting Charles(who is a recovering drug addict), and Veronica hating her long lost sister for being daddy's favorite. Say hi to us on the internet wherever you can! Also buy a tee shirt if you want! Lastly, have a great week, find joy where you can, try making a new sandwich, and Don't Fuck by a talkative Jim!

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In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop them from being mean to him, and Veronica does some more blackmail. Also, Hiram wants to run for mayor. We have t-shirts that support the Abortion Care Network, go buy them! Tag us on Twitter with your shirt on (please) and we will shout you out! That's it, We Love you, Find Joy where you can, Have a great week, try a rubix cube maybe, and Don't Fuck by Gilderoy Lockheart!

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Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to be her dead father, and Jughead's brother invites jugheads girlfriend into the junior FBI. BUY SOME SHIRTS WE HAVE THEM NOW!! The Links to the shirts are on our Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and our Instagram(riverdale_runs). Also, reach out to us through our email([email protected])! Have a great week, Be Kind, bake some bread or something, and Don't Fuck By A Corpse!