Pete gets a brain lesion! Nick has chest pain! Elsie thinks she has poison ivy! Noah should be quarantined!

Guy has the shart heard round the world, Pete hits an old lady in the face - but so does Nick! - Nick craps the bed - but so does Elsie! - and Sara has unexpected nudity!

Founding Stepfathers! Fireworks safety! Threats of legal action! And so much more!

Pete goes to the doc, Nick digs a trench, Sara's not attracted to Kim Basinger, and Elsie avoids being edited!

Sad news from Nick, new bits, and heartwarming tales of fatherly neglect!

Pete has some bits, Nick goes back to work, Sara's still engineering her backyard, Noah loses a girlfriend, and Elsie's friend escalates!

Elsie tackles racial injustice in the neighborhood, Nick explains why the system is broken, Sara breaks down Amanda Nunes' latest UFC victory, and we unveil our new listener rewards program!

Noah makes a special live appearance, Pete 'splains a few things, Elsie gets her own personal news, Nick's intestinal issues improve, and Sara engineers her backyard!

Nick has digestive issues, Sara tells us all she didn't do, Pete saves a freezer, and Elsie bakes a blueberry pie!

It's a very special Mother's Day episode, as Pete, Sara, and Elsie describe only the good things about their mother!