A Slight Disturbance on the Net

Title: The Perilous Particulars of the Pequod Packet Company | An AI Audio Drama Adaptation
Series: Standalone Audio Drama
Episode Description:
A routine audit for a Providence shipping firm should have been tedious work—columns of figures, missing receipts, the quiet desperation of ledgers that never quite balance. But the Pequod Packet & Forwarding Company has a client unlike any other: B. Arnydd, whose midnight consignments and antique golden guineas have paid for decades of storage without a single question asked. Now the payments have stopped, and the firm’s proprietor is growing desperate.What begins as a matter of commerce soon becomes a descent into a world where mathematics turns predatory, loyalty is measured in angles, and every debt carries interest compounded across centuries. The Arnydd Account is a slow-burn Lovecraftian audio drama about ambition, betrayal, and the terrible price of settling accounts with forces that do not negotiate in pounds or pence.When the final invoice arrives, will anyone be left to witness the receipt?Listener Advisory: This is a 100% AI-generated audio drama. The script, voice performances, sound effects, and musical score were entirely synthesized using artificial intelligence.Production Credits & AI Disclosure:
• Curated & Directed by: Don Lamelin
• Source Material: Original Concept based on the Title: The Arnydd Account
• Script Generation: DeepSeek
• Voice Synthesis, Sound Design, and Music Generation: ElevenLabs
• Legal & Copyright Notice: © 2026 Prompt Produktions. All rights reserved regarding human curation, selection, coordination, and arrangement. Legal Disclaimer: The underlying script, voice performances, sound effects, and music were generated by AI and are not subject to traditional copyright. Unauthorized duplication prohibited.
• Inquiries: [email protected].

This episode includes AI-generated content.

Title: The Cartography of a Roseate Cheek; or, The Exeter Impropriety | An AI Audio Drama Adaptation• Series: Standalone Audio Drama

Episode Description:
Rhode Island, 1892. The winter has been cruel to the Brown family of Exeter. Consumption has claimed two of their own, and now young Edwin lies feverish, while the locals whisper of a horror that defies both medicine and scripture. They say the dead are not resting. They say Mercy Brown—barely three months in her grave—has been seen with cheeks too rosy for the tomb, and that something has been feeding on the living from beyond the veil.Enter our narrator: a celebrated neurasthenic, a dabbler in the abstruse, and a man of letters whose monograph on "Non-Terrestrial Miasmas and Their Effect on the Dorsal Vagus Nerve" has earned him a reputation for confronting the inexplicable. Summoned by a desperate Edwin, he descends into the Brown family vault expecting to debunk rustic superstition. Instead, he encounters a body that violates every known law of nature—a corpse that sits upright at impossible angles, that glows with a phosphorescent sheen, and whose lips trickle with blood the colour of screaming nebulae.What follows is not a tale of vampires, but something far stranger: a cosmological horror in which the dead become cartographers, consumption becomes a beacon, and the angles between worlds grow perilously thin. Equal parts ghost story, dark comedy, and Lovecraftian dread, this AI-generated audio drama invites you into a Rhode Island tomb where the geometry is wrong, the feng shui is catastrophic, and the only sensible response is a stiff drink and a letter to the Providence Journal.• Listener Advisory: This is a 100% AI-generated audio drama. The script, voice performances, sound effects, and musical score were entirely synthesized using artificial intelligence.• Production Credits & AI Disclosure:
Curated & Directed by: Don Lamelin
Source Material: Original Concept based on the Title: The Thing in the Crypt Was Not, Strictly Speaking, a Problem of Geometry
Script Generation: DeepSeek
Voice Synthesis, Sound Design, and Music Generation: ElevenLabs• Legal & Copyright Notice: © 2026 Prompt Produktions. All rights reserved regarding human curation, selection, coordination, and arrangement. Legal Disclaimer: The underlying script, voice performances, sound effects, and music were generated by AI and are not subject to traditional copyright. Unauthorized duplication prohibited.• Inquiries: [email protected].
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This episode includes AI-generated content.