Often our best laid plans are foiled. In this episode Mike and Austin make lemonade out of lemons as Mike experiences the 2nd law of thermodynamics in a not-so-vital organ. Thwarted from an expedition to the underworld by a ruptured appendix, ASTP's hosts take a rapid fire journey through some drug impacted grey matter. This episode is a lot like life, it might not always make sense, but it's good.

Is the round shape of the Earth a giant conspiracy? Join Austin and Mike as they try to take a serious look at the Flat Earth theory...or at least a semi-serious look at it. Whether round or flat, one thing is for certain, this planet is wonderfully strange. 

The celestial ball upon which we are all hurdling through darkness is a very strange place. Not only is this world our captive abode, it also captivates our passions and imagination. Throughout recorded history humanity has endeavored to understand and tame this terrifyingly beautiful planet. We have created elaborate stories and theories in order to explain the mysteries that surround and envelop us, and yet, we've only managed to scratch the surface. There are countless mysteries still remaining both above and below. Join Mike and Austin as the take a lighthearted journey through this strange Earth and attempt to shine a little light in the darkness.

Have you ever fritzed out a streetlight by simply passing by? Do appliances and electronics misbehave in your presence? If so, you might be a SLIder! Join Mike and Austin as they discuss a strange phenomena known as S.L.I. It's a thing.

Mike and Austin close out their 2-part series on the Healthy Food Pyramid by revealing why it's not "healthy" at all. In fact, it's one of the most deadly influencers in modern history. Be careful, falling under it's power could kill you.

Pyramids are scattered around the globe and are almost always associated with death. In the 1990's a different kind of pyramid was constructed in the U.S. This strange object has been restructured several times and variations can now be found throughout the world. Despite the mutations, the data sets contained within these pyramids are extremely devastating. Just as death surrounds the construction of ancient pyramids, this modern pyramid might be the most deadly of all. Join Mike and Austin as they discuss the nefarious impact of this man-made structure. Your life may depend on it.

Life, the ultimate Stranger Zone. In this episode Mike and Austin finally have the chance to share a few of their recent adventures. Join them as they talk about a broad range of topics including murder, racing trucks in Chocos, buffalo ball sacks, geysers, sasquatch, and a variety of creepy insects. What are you waiting for, jump into the Stranger Zone!

Another round of Covid-19 and a host of other unforeseen complications force Mike and Austin to ponder STRANGE things from not-so-strange locations. It's time for another Open Mike (& Austin)!

In this episode Mike and Austin talk about 2 of the most NON-scary things on the planet, babies and water. However, it turns out that disposing of babies by throwing them into the water can create quite the terrifying splash. Take the plunge with us as we dive into this very strange topic. 

No matter how you look at it, Easter is strange thing. Take a pinch of pagan, a fist full of fertility, and a dash of defeated death and you end up with ONE STRANGE HOLIDAY. Join us as we chat about this most wonderfully auspicious occasion.