A Tale of Two Townies

Listen, its week 27 and the townies are needy and emotional. They've come to realise that they've spent years not going to the beach in nothing but a facecloth because they're afraid Sandra will look better than them. Well listen, Sandra does look great, but so do you.

Right, Gwan
Chat Soon x 

The Townies took 26 episodes to realise, they're actually the issue, they have played too many games and there's nothing that can be done about that now. Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt ha? Well funny thing is the townies have been hurt, its 1 - 0 to Declan, and now they have to hang up their boots!!!

Right, Gwan
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This week the Townies discuss rejection. We've all been there, but we never thought it would be Declan that would be rejecting them. He came into their lives and handed them all the power on a silver platter, but then little by little the power started to disintegrate, because Declan took it back, and gave it to Sandra, and now all the Townies are left with is a silver platter. And sure what can you do with that???

Right, Gwan
Chat Soon x

This week the townies talk about the worst things Jason has ever said to them, yet how they still find it difficult to hold a grudge against him cause he's so tall. They also talk about how no matter what you do you'll never be good enough for him so kick off anyway, what's the worst that could happen ?
Right, Gwan, Chat soon x

This week the townies talk all things toxic masculinity, joined with MBF and first time listener of the pod, Alex King. Can men and women just be friends or are Alex and Jane secretly giving it a lash. Find out here, right Gwan, Chat Soon x 

This episode involves a love triangle between you Sean and Shauna. The Townies will tell you this for free girls, Shauna always wins. Right Gwan, Chat Soon x

It's that time of the week where the Townies who have no Issues whatsoever help you to sort yours. We also delve into why we don't believe we have to be the baddest bitch everyday of the week and how sometimes we just want to wallow over boys who don't deserve us. Right Gwan, Chat soon x

Its a new year, 2021, the year of hope. But nothing ever changes for the townies. Skirts get shorter and walls grow taller. Right Gwan, Chat soon x 

This week the townies talk about their love languages, or lack there of, double standards and their inability to make any actual sense. We will be back and better than ever in 6 weeks time, until then, Gwan, chat soon x 

In this episode the townies learn that the community are turned off just as quickly as we are. Right Gwan, chat soon x