A Therapeutic Dose

The Sisterhood Serenity Soirée on RHOBH brought us Manly Handz, “mehmes” (Tilly for “memes”), Dorit’s newfound wisdom, and Kyle’s pathological tantrum. Boz continues to drop perfectly timed “oop!”s, and Erika may be decorating her house, but she has made a home up Kyle’s ass. Time to get cozy in a belted dress with a plunging neckline and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

This episode of RHOBH proved that Kyle and Liar are synonyms. It also proved that Boz is 100% the Goddess her name proclaims her to be! Chuck E. Cheese hosted a divorcée/gay panic pizza party, and Martyn Lawrence Bullard blew our minds with his expert observation that real plants are better than fake plants?! Icon. Time to pour yourself a pitcher of spiked iced tea with lemon circles (not wedges! #TeamAvi) and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

We dedicate this episode to our beloved Los Angeles. Forever and ever.

Kyle was on screen for all of 15 minutes in this week’s RHOBH and she shat the bed in every single one of them.  Dorit is done with her and so are we. Sutton needs to tell the Board of the American Ballet Theatre to be on the lookout for Phoenix Kemsley! And Boz brings us Keely on the beach, and delivers us from Sutton’s bullsh*t in the Viper Room. Time to put down the copy of “Star Style” that Martyn Lawrence Bullard handed you and invite Ke$ha to join you for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

***WE LOVE YOU, LA*** 

Kyle’s Denim & Diamonds party was the centerpiece of RHOBH, and Camille was the cheap party favor nobody wants. Dorit “made” water, Dr. Jenn made progress with Erika, and Sutton made an absolute ass of herself. Uh oh, Cher’s clock is ringing! Time to put on 4,500 dollars of doll clothes and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

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LISA BARLOW DRAMAAAAA! PART 1

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KAREN BODY CAM FOOTAGE

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Kyle’s Denim & Diamonds party was the centerpiece of RHOBH, and Camille was the cheap party favor nobody wants. Dorit “made” water, Dr. Jenn made progress with Erika, and Sutton made an absolute ass of herself. Uh oh, Cher’s clock is ringing! Time to put on 4,500 dollars of doll clothes and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

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LISA BARLOW DRAMAAAAA! PART 1

LISA BARLOW DRAMAAAA!!! PART 2

KAREN BODY CAM FOOTAGE

MORE KAREN FOOTAGE

The Dorit Dam has burst and a tsunami of righteous resentments flood this episode of RHOBH. Meanwhile, Kyle shamelessly carries on a weird text relationship with PK, Garcelle tries to box out Dorit from Boz, and Sutton pours herself a bottomless Solo Cup of booze. But none of the drama can burst Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly’s billionaire bubbles. Fighting is just entertainment for aristocrats! Also in this episode, Ramona & Margee deliver odes to their old therapists and discuss the quagmire that is grapefruit juice. Time to store your nudes safely in a bank vault and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose

The book Ramona was talking about - Radical Acceptance by Tara Brach

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RHOBH brought us pleated bucket hats, nesting purses, and a full Restoration Hardware showroom on the beach. Kyle’s lost now that Mau can buy his own sheets and doesn’t need her to count his towels, and everyone thinks she’s being a bit much with her Dorit drama. And while Dorit may have face-planted twice in the sand, she shut up Kyle’s face one and for all at dinner. Time to take “the best seat in the house” at a heavily trafficked four-way stop in Oceanside, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

We dedicate this episode to Margee's dear friend Gavin Creel.

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SPOILER ALERT: We discuss the season finale of The Great British Bakeoff at 1:36 mark, so fast forward a minute and 22 seconds if you don't want to know the winner :)

With Kyle’s martyrdom being ever-reliable and PK’s wreckage being representative of alcoholic dads everywhere, this episode of RHOBH was essentially an hour-long invitation to an Al-Anon meeting! Boz’s confidence and home décor are both enviable things of beauty. Erika and Sutton offer rare moments of clarity and reason. And Dorit may no longer be “vibrant” and “social,” but she is honest and she is over it, and we are here for it! Time to take a melodramatic moment to close the pocket doors to the office, put on your outdoor slippers, gum down some wet, raw meat, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

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The final installment of the RHOC reunion was the Alexis installment and she delivered a whole lot of stupid. She and Johnny J may have met at The Quiet Woman, but this lady just made all kinds of noise and no sense. Tamra and Shannon made up, with Andy all-in as Tamra’s hype man throughout. And Emily delivered the best trashcan analogy of the millennium. Like John Janssen lending money to Shannon, this podcast is here for you in your “times of need,” so pull a Tamra and bail on your therapy appointment, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

It's the premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and like Stefon's criteria for a fun night out, this episode had everything:  billionaires, cigarettes, lip masks, and monkey heads in a box! Kyle failed boundary-setting class; Dorit found her (still-long-winded) voice; Erika got lost on her way to Z Gallerie; Sutton showed no Merce-y to her party planners; Garcelle mogul-ed in shell toes; and we met Boz! So get your assistant to hold your smoothie to your lips and sip on this week's A Therapeutic Dose! 

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