A Toast to Horror

There's no other way to put it--this was a frustrating one. All My Friends Hate Me has extremely high audience ratings and a good score on Rotten Tomatoes, so maybe we're the weird ones. This movie is advertised as a horror comedy, but we found it severely lacking in both categories. Actually we found this movie lacking every aspect that makes a good movie. Paired with an equally revolting Harry's Cocktail.

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If, for some reason, you needed another reason to not answer your door, here it is! After watching The Strangers, we now fully understand the meaning of Stranger Danger! We give you full permission to never answer your door again. This movie is scary for multiple reasons, but perhaps the scariest reason is the poor choices the protagonists made. Come on ladies, we know getting into a bath with brown water is not good for your vaginal health! Turn off those country records, don't split up, and listen to our new episode on The Strangers. Paired with a Tamara's Tipple cocktail.

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Time to get out your detachable masks, be creepy, and sit shirtless in the kitchen! We are talking about The Black Phone this week and we are not pulling any punches. Critics and audiences alike may have enjoyed this horror movie, but we found it boring and not really of the horror genre. Join us as we discuss this movie! Paired with a delicious Mint Cooler cocktail (the best part of this movie).

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Grab your Peachfuzz mask and put your Craigslist applicants on hold because it's time for this week's episode! This week the sisters delve into an indie horror movie, Creep. The consensus was that this mostly improvised found footage movie was pretty unsettling! Paired with a Peachfuzz cocktail.

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Simon says: Listen to our podcast! This week, we talk about The Gift, which is more of a thriller than a horror movie. There are definitely some creepy moments in this movie and even more dumb decisions, but overall the movie is slow and predictable. Listen up as we discuss how bullies never win and karma comes for us all! Paired with a Koi Martini and some other gift cocktails

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Put down your laundry and get out your chest hair to listen to our newest episode on My Bloody Valentine. We cover a lot of topics in this episode, some which even relate to the movie. While this movie may not have the fastest paced plot ever, we really enjoyed its practical effects, imaginative kills, and how we learn the villain's backstory. We were also taught lessons in fashion by the hero and the ultimate moral of the movie: women do not belong in the mines! Paired with a My Bloody Valentine cocktail.

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We know two things about the movie, Us. 1. It's scarier than we thought it would be. 2. We need Jordan Peele to email us so we can get answers for our burning questions after watching this movie. The juxtaposition of the wild situation occurring and normal family interactions is highly entertaining. Hold on to your candy apples (and cocktails) as we talk about bear safety, underground tunnels, Winston Duke the Babe, and of course, Us.

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We are back to business after the Christmas season. Our next movie is Child's Play, a movie that's going to make you want to implant a tracker in your child. This movie is a wild ride and one you won't want to miss! Remember to always hide the voodoo doll you made of yourself, avoid peddlers selling mysterious dolls, and always, always lock your car doors to protect yourself from murderous dolls. Join us and ponder how Chucky can be so strong and how fast he can actually transform fully into a human. Paired with a Child's Play cocktail.

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Get your hats on and your sherry out to brush your teeth! Buckle up for the wild ride (except for the middle 45 min) that is 1974's Black Christmas. This iconic movie is quite unique and well known for its filming techniques; however it didn't quite hit the mark for us. Ms. Mac is our MVP in this movie, while the police deserve dunce hats. Get toasty with us while we drink Mac Attacks (courtesy of our friend @cinemasips)!

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Spoiler Alert! If you don't want the plot twists spoiled, watch The Lodge before listening!

Welcome to our first ever HORROR EDITION Christmas special! We covered The Lodge. This movie is pretty wild and whatever you think is going on--you're wrong. We hope you like creepy dollhouses and messed up children because they feature prominently in this movie. Paired with a Bourbon Blizzard cocktail, get ready to talk about cults, snow, and bad moms.

Trigger warning: this movie shows suicide which we talk about during our podcast.

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