A Wee Bit Obsessed

Is this a podcast episode or is it an advertisement for the Ravioli man at the farmers market? The women are obsessed with some raviolis! In fantasy land, David Yates runs the boys early for filming. Amanda buys the sexiest red dress for her next steak night dinner date with Tom, and someone trolls her on AIM questioning if she is dating Tom.

No fantasy world for Jenae because the shame wizard visited and encouraged them to really shut down fantasy land. SHAME! The battle with confidence in teenagehood continues and Jenae may be getting closer to a kiss that is not the shower wall, and Amanda revisits being gaslit AF at age 15. And all JKs are actually truth bombs.

The 15 year olds are hot off a girls date night where they chowed down chicken tortilla soup and saw Bringing Down the House. 20 years ago that movie came out. The girls have shared 20 years of periods and pains. 20 years of hot pads for Amanda. 20 years ago humor was different. 3 real human guys like Jenae in real life but she only thinks 1 does because her confidence internally is the size of a mosquito. In fantasy, the DVD launch is around the corner and they're ready to snodge! Snodge so hard in England. We end the episode with a shout out to.... Zach's hair. Incredible style and confidence.

And the imagination rolls on. In fantasy land, Amanda and Jenae's subconsciouses have completely changed lanes, changing lanes into the lane of empowering other girls! They love Emma W. and Emma W. is such a homie, she's going to get the girls in as extras in Prisoner of Azkaban. Baby Amanda is still obsessed with Arizona Uni because HOT guys. Baby Jenae is emotionally exhausted from activities and asks Amanda a very big question. Should fantasy continue? Jump on for giggles and cringe!

Amanda and Jenae continue to prepare for the spring break adventure in London and the ever so anticipated DVD launch. Amanda is obsessed with her Jenae singing like a virgin joke. The girls have officially become nice girls and welcomed hottie Emma W. into their group, "she's not evil like we thought!" They have also taken it upon themselves to dress their boyfriends in classic 2003 male teen fashion. As always, they know best. In real life 2003, Amanda is on the prowl for teen sexies in AZ between Angel games and Claim Jumper, and Jenae just keeps swimming. They also are super dateless for Sadie Hawkins.

Growth! Teenage Jenae and Amanda change their tune on Ms. Emma Watson. She's actually such a sweetie! Jenae maturely identifies the initial source that the dislike at the beginning was most likely jealousy. Elsewhere, karaoke songs are discussed, romantic voicemails are sent, and makeout sessions are proposed.

These girls are feeling all the feels. From their head, to the heart, all the way down to that teenage mufflepuff. They are turned on and pretending that they're going to feel the sweet sensation of a French kiss in their fantasy world. Amanda and Jenae as adults have admitted they are indeed hardcore flirting with each other's boyfriends. We're in the final 3-4 entries from each Amanda and Jenae before the fantasy ends. Dive in and fantasize with us again before they are shamed into giving it all up.

We all have to start somewhere. This week we take a break from our regularly scheduled notebook readings and instead present our very first test recording!

Tom is going through his Eminem stage and loves listening to rap whether he's fishing with Jenae or slow dancing with Amanda. Amanda flirts with the L word again, aka love. Jenae is excited to make out during the limo ride from Heathrow airport. The boys are taking separate limos to pick them up for the DVD launch because they so fancy and love their CA girls. In real life, who is this mysterious blue backpack boy that Amanda is so into? She's playing it so cool. Jenae is swimming, swimming all day.

Bad news. This episode is audio only. Good news. We try a different format and we think it works pretty well! Amanda is a judgy teen in fantasy and real life. No love for Emma (Watson) and the popular girls in 9th grade! While Jenae contemplates exhaustion in both realms. Can she really handle jumping time zones and swim practice?

Amanda and Jenae fall into cringe again. 15 years old 20 years ago. Present day Amanda explores what the safety of having a boyfriend in real life would have meant as a teen. The fantasy continues and the girls are obsessed with how obsessed Tom and Dan's mums are with them, and how well they treat their baby boys. The girls also start planning their 7 month anniversary celebration about 4 months in advance. A throwback to paying for receiving texts, Limited Too, and internet cafes!