In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz and his lovely little guest as they tackle deep and meaningful questions such as "What do you want to be when you grow up," how if you know healthy food is better for you you should eat it, how you can never wear just one pair of pajamas, how growing up involves not watching Miraculous Lady Bug (for little kids) and instead watching Sonic (for big kids), and how bajillion is apparently not a real number.

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In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, Happy New Years! Follow Ed Batiz as he legitimizes his strong feelings towards his friends, how we need to give out more love to others, discusses what he's learned so far in Mark Manson's book, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, how the podcast will change following this episode, and how a google doc completely blew up his first legitimate relationship.

In this entry to a Zoomers Diary, follow the better late than never Ed Batiz as he talks to a brand new microphone and studio set up, rolls over to his piano, talks about being a violent sleeper, how hugging pillows in your sleep does NOT mean you are touch deprived, and how everything is said with Rizz unless proven otherwise.

In this entry to a Zoomers diary, follow Ed Batiz as he discusses getting sucked into the Wednesday Binge Watch Club, how the secret to fame and success can be up to chance and knowing a guy who knows a guy, how he got nervous for no reason at a piano recital, and how finals are called finals because they're at the end of the semester. Oh, and don't forget, he still hasn't figured out an outro or intro.

In this entry to a Zoomers diary, follow Ed Batiz as he struggles to convey his emotions about the future and expectations because of his limited vocabulary, reveals that the playwright who wrote Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves found his podcast, and how he puts his body on the line for his shows.

In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he apologizes for publishing the episode on a Sunday, but speaks about his High School's very first production of the year, Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves.

In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he recounts his strange obsession with ant farms, the familial cycle of conflict, how the funniest thing his uncle ever heard almost killed him, and how he completely failed to barricade a door in a possible life-threatening situation.

In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed batiz as he sniffles way too much, records this episode an hour before midnight, gives advice that is totally not related to himself in any way, and speaks on how gatherings of like minded people can help you find happiness . . . sorta.

In this entry to A Zoomer's Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he pushes through a cold to provide content, makes excuses for his procrastination and lack of artistic spirit, and tells a High School Story about dressing as Jake from Statefarm.

In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he figures out the word for getting off-topic in a discussion, discusses the art of the rizz, doesn't remember the name of his own podcast, tries to give his best unspecific advice on being delivered, and spends 10 minutes ending his podcast since he forgot he was ending it.